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Killer V

Post subject: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:42 am

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Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
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I work with a guy who is a former MP in the army. He's about 5'11" ish and probably 260 or so. Well, he's 260 pounds of drama f'ing queen.

He apparently broke a toe over the weekend. For the love of God, you'd think his whole foot was sliced open and barbed wire was insterted into it. He's currently sitting in our lunchroom with his head down, wincing and moaning, hoping for everyone to notice him.

Douchebag.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:47 am

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Killer V wrote:

Got one of those here too, but he is half that size. Has to tell everyone in the world what is going on his life. I can't stand the little bitch.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:53 am

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Wow Hawg. You went all in with that one. I'm not used to that from you and it's kinda funny seeing it.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:58 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

:lol: Wow Hawg. You went all in with that one. I'm not used to that from you and it's kinda funny seeing it.

There are very few, if any people that I totally dislike and yet he has managed to be the one. I have to sit next to his cubicle and it is all day whining and bitching about everything. Just brings you down and makes me not want to come to work.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:21 am

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Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
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This guy, at all other times, is the tough-guy type who loves to talk about his glory MPing days. Then, as soon as he gets a sliver, immediately turns into a 6 year old girl.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:23 am

100000 CLUB

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:23 am

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Location: South Elgin
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Killer V wrote:

This guy, at all other times, is the tough-guy type who loves to talk about his glory MPing days. Then, as soon as he gets a sliver, immediately turns into a 6 year old girl.

Please get a pic or a vid! Sounds awesome.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:45 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

You work with IMU?

You and I...no longer on the same team.

How am I not surprised you two play for the same team.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:47 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Got one of those here too, but he is half that size. Has to tell everyone in the world what is going on his life. I can't stand the little bitch.

I love this Hawger

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:22 pm

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Killer V wrote:

I work with a guy who is a former MP in the army. He's about 5'11" ish and probably 260 or so. Well, he's 260 pounds of drama f'ing queen. .

FarveFan's back in town?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:27 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Killer V wrote:

I work with a guy who is a former MP in the army. He's about 5'11" ish and probably 260 or so. Well, he's 260 pounds of drama f'ing queen. .

FarveFan's back in town?

Actually, he is.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:36 pm

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Big vaginal orifice at my work

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:40 pm

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Killer V wrote:

Yeah, sounds like an MP alright.

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