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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:28 pm

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I mean, look what this has wrought. I just typed "absorbing alcohol through their anal walls" and I don't even have a fetlife account.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:29 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

I mean, look what this has wrought. I just typed "absorbing alcohol through their anal walls" and I don't even have a fetlife account.

I just added redskingreg to my signature line but I was pumped that your quote featuring that phrase was within the character limit to add both. Poetry.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:42 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

Actually I do support education and helping kids go to school. But kids who are actually interested in school.

But I'm tired of paying for parties.

Maybe those buttchuggers are taking the place of a serious student. Buttchugging is not done by people who belong in college.

Literally everything you believe is wrong.

2/3 wrong. Intelligent people really shouldn't be absorbing alcohol through their anal walls, I'm sorry.

Who said anything about intelligent? Buttchuggers belong in college more than just about anywhere else.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:43 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

Literally everything you believe is wrong.

2/3 wrong. Intelligent people really shouldn't be absorbing alcohol through their anal walls, I'm sorry.

Who said anything about intelligent? Buttchuggers belong in college more than just about anywhere else.

Possible exceptions: Florida, Ohio, Missouri, Boston suburbs.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:46 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Possible exceptions: Florida, Ohio, Missouri, Boston suburbs.

Northwest Indiana.....Ok....All of Indiana

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Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:48 pm

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I assumed KS would be all over this thread. I'm surprised.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:48 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

What do you do stick a bottle in your ass and do a hand stand? Not getting it.

That winner I posted a picture of put a beer bong up his ass. Other people soak tampons in vodka and put those up their asses (or elsewhere). How impatient do you have to be that you can't just drink hard liquor?

Missouri would probably use some sort of meth-based solution. There are so many billboards for Not Doing Meth around the greater (snort) Jefferson City area. It's remarkable. Meth prevention is the backbone of their economy's entire outdoor-advertising sector.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:50 am

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Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

back in good dolphin's college days, butt chugging was a rugby postgame event in which any person who scored for the first time had to drink a beer from a game used cleat after the beer was poured down the small of another player's back, filtered through the bung and collected just under the taint

And you are worried about a chalice with the blood of Christ? Were you the towel boy?

I never scored.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:56 am

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I got me a case of the seven beer itch reading this thread.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:01 am

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I can't believe this was passed over in this thread:

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

I did some dumb things in college but waited until I was older to butt chugg.

If there was ever any doubt that you were not a troll, it is now gone.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:02 am

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I did some crazy and stupid things from ages 17-25, but the only way I got drunk was by drinking booze.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:02 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

How impatient do you have to be that you can't just drink hard liquor?

Pound two shots of vodka, and you will be drunk in twenty minutes.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:03 am

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2 shots in 20 minutes!? You, Chus, are a wild one!!!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: College kids

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:07 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

2 shots in 20 minutes!? You, Chus, are a wild one!!!

Two in a row, and you will be drunk in twenty minutes.

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