What is it with this fucking loser broad? Why does she have a hard-on for Kristin Cavallari? At least once a week she quotes from Cavallari's Twitter feed and then mocks her. What the fuck is the point?

In fact, every Sneed column is pretty much the same.

Here are the topics for the Sneed column generator:

1) The royal family
2) Whatever Grant DePorter wants her to promote
3) Amateur defense attorney and apologist for convicted felon George Ryan
4) Cavallari bashing
5) The time she went to Cuba and smoked cigars with Castro
6) Which b-list celeb dined at Rosebud, RL, Spiaggia, or one of the schlocky restaurants the Melman kids are running.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Who's the bigger douchebag, the douchebag gossip writer or the douchebag who reads the douchebag gossip writer?

Douchebag.

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Also she looks quite frightening.
Plus... sneedlings? Really? Go fuck yourself.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Well, she's right there in the front of the paper everyday. And it's good to know that Patrick Kane and Israel Idonije dined at Sunda (separately).

The Sun-Times has really slid since Tyree died. This guy that's running it now is a goof. The whole fucking thing is like one giant gossip column. And the guy used the front page of a major metropolitan daily for an obituary for his friend who was really only significant enough to merit a quarter page in the back.

But I read both papers everyday and I probably will until they cease to exist in their hard copy forms.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I read the Sun Times daily until it became our version of the New York Post.

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7) Drew Peterson apologist

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

how is that she's a woman named Michael?

Is there any chance they show us the HS yearbook picture of the guy the Daley nephew killed again? I don't think we've seen it enough.

8. Blago's favorite stoolie

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Scoopsville, Darkside is right.

Great nomination, JORR. I'm surprised the tightwad Times hasn't given the old dragon the boot. I mean, fuck, they got rid of the Quick Takes guy, & his column was both entertaining & informative. Eliot Harris was let go & he posted hot chicks. Now he's going to die because of his association w/ Spada. Where the fuck is the justice in that?

me too. sad.

This thread ruined my night. After reading Jorr's post, I assumed Michelle auto corrected to Michael, based on the use of "she." Then I googled her and realized that's actually her name. And my mind is a mess right now. Why did her parents do that? Why hasn't she changed it? What the fuck?

I worked with a girl named Michaelene. Sweetheart. She's great. You should meet her. Everyone should. Salt of the earth type. She'll bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan.

9. Whatever little tidbit the Daley family chooses to tell her

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I always laugh about how she was shilling Art Turner for US Senate in her column, the day Blago was indicted and Fitzgerald was telling the world that he had tried to sell the seat to JJ Jr.

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This bitch has spent the last six years trying to get George Ryan out of prison but now she's going full blast on Jesse Jr.? Racist cracka.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Am I not supposed to have one either?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Need a Celebrity Death Match between her and Mary Mitchell.

For the record, Sneed's column has been a poor man's Kup's Column since before Kup was dead.

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