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noname2011

Post subject: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:24 pm

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We get it, the marsh peg is stolen. We get it that you are angry. But for the love of god, shut the fuck up about it. Every damn show, you whine and moan about it. It must be wonderful to live a life where the only suffering of note is that the marsh peg your stole is now stolen again.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:29 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:30 pm

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What is a marsh peg?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:31 pm

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Man, you never see noname go off like this.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:31 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

Maybe Mike North knows.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:33 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

A girl named Peg wandering around in a marsh?

I'm sorry, I really, really suck at comedy lately.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:33 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

The post that holds the hockey net in place while allowing it to easily pop off if slammed into.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:35 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

The post that holds the hockey net in place while allowing it to easily pop off if slammed into.

Thanks Hank.

That makes noname's post officially the worst thread-start in the history of this board.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:35 pm

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Don't slam Peg in the marsh. It might pop off.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:36 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

The post that holds the hockey net in place while allowing it to easily pop off if slammed into.

Thanks Hank.

That makes noname's post officially the worst thread-start in the history of this board.

Kid, that is a far stretch from some of the stuff I have read here over the years.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:40 pm

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Location: The Kingdom of Gene Siegel

Peg's marsh is a dewy, sticky, yielding gash of bliss.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:41 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Kid, that is a far stretch from some of the stuff I have read here over the years.

No shit. Are we just ignoring the existence of cubbiegirlsteph?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:42 pm

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So Krazy Eye Van "disappears" and now we have some sort of hockey mementos stolen. And the plot thickens....

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:45 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

What is a marsh peg?

A girl named Peg wandering around in a marsh?

I'm sorry, I really, really suck at comedy lately.

Which one have you decided on, I appreciate you letting us know where you are moving?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:46 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Which one have you decided on, I appreciate you letting us know where you are moving?

We are just practice for when he has to notify all of his neighbors that he's moving in.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:49 pm

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Gary Marshall was the REAL talent in the family

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:50 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Which one have you decided on, I appreciate you letting us know where you are moving?

We are just practice for when he has to notify all of his neighbors that he's moving in.

I think it is the perfect community for him, I really hope he has picked a great spot with lovely neighbors. All the best KS.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:57 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Which one have you decided on, I appreciate you letting us know where you are moving?

We are just practice for when he has to notify all of his neighbors that he's moving in.

I think it is the perfect community for him, I really hope he has picked a great spot with lovely neighbors. All the best KS.

Did my sexual predator joke go over your head?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:58 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Which one have you decided on, I appreciate you letting us know where you are moving?

We are just practice for when he has to notify all of his neighbors that he's moving in.

I think it is the perfect community for him, I really hope he has picked a great spot with lovely neighbors. All the best KS.

Did my sexual predator joke go over your head?

No, but just because Krazy Ivan is gone it doesn't mean we can go around here explaining jokes.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:00 pm

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Hawg, you should borrow that book from KS so you can read up on Charleston.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:01 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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Hawg Ass wrote:

No, but just because Krazy Ivan is gone it doesn't mean we can go around here explaining jokes.

A true shame that he got thrown in TimeOut, I wonder what he did to warrant that? Well, I bet there are a few people who know....

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:04 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hawg, you should borrow that book from KS so you can read up on Charleston.

No, that is ok. I know where I would like to move down in the Carolina parts. Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:07 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hawg, you should borrow that book from KS so you can read up on Charleston.

No, that is ok. I know where I would like to move down in the Carolina parts. Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

Maybe there's something in that book that can give us clues as to why Krazy Ivan got permanently banned from CFSMB?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:19 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:22 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

So are you going to spill the beans or send a PM to explain why Krazy Ivan was banned from the board?

Or are you going to play this "Too Cool for School" crap?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:23 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:24 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Actually it would probably be around Charlotte, NC somewhere.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:26 pm

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:29 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Candypants Meat

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:36 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

So Krazy Eye Van "disappears" and now we have some sort of hockey mementos stolen. And the plot thickens....

.... just like my arteries ....

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