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leashyourkids

Post subject: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:06 pm

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It's the only single-digit number that requires two syllables to say. It has bothered me for years. And don't come at me with that "zero" bullshit. Zero is unique.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:10 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:11 pm

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Ballerina comes up to a composer, says "I want to commission a song from you for a piece I'm choreographing." Composer goes "oh, great, what sort of piece shall I write?" Ballerina says "well, I want it to be on piano, about 100 beats per minute, and because I really want to get some attention for this, I want it to be in 7/4 time." He's busy, so it goesn't get written till the night before the recital. So he's at dress rehearsal and sits down to play his brand-new composition as the ballerina dances. It's a total disaster. She's completely out of sync with the music, she's weeping. She screams "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAT? IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Composer goes "what? I wrote it just like you wanted! 100 beats per minute and it's in 7/4 time!" "YES," she cried, "ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN..."

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:13 pm

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Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:17 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Exactly.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.

This is serious business guys.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:20 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.

This is serious business guys.

Leash, you don't have a fucking serious bone in your body, unless we are talking Rocky.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:32 pm

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It is the perfect baby name.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:38 pm

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RFDC wrote:

It is the perfect baby name.

Yes, if it is Seven And Seven.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:44 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Overated

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Rod

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:50 pm

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Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:51 pm

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:53 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.

Oh, so you're one of the assholes who made the scorekeeper squeeze out an extra syllable when anyone asked who was on deck, huh?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.

StoneJORRoses

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:57 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

You are a jerk for making me laugh at. :lol:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:59 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

You would.

Because 7, 8, 9.

You are a jerk for making me laugh at. :lol:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:39 pm

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RFDC wrote:

It is the perfect baby name.

There's a kid on my son's baseball team named 7. First one I've ever met.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:36 pm

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Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol

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Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:39 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol

It's "seven".
His number is in the 30's.......I made sure that wasn't gonna happen. lol

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm

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what number does he bat?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm

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Denied. Awesome Prince song.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:48 pm

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bigfan wrote:

what number does he bat?

First game Monday (not the 7th day of the week) :lol:

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:50 pm

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He should bat 7th in the lineup and play LF.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:53 pm

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You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:00 pm

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Darkside wrote:

You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.

I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys?

It might even be Compensable!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 pm

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I don't drink enough to read threads like these .....

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Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:23 am

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:37 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.

I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys?

It might even be Compensable!

Ploy?

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