I'd demand that she wipe off that jizzy mirror in her selfie and clean her goddamned bedroom.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

That's the one thing that's fucked up about online dating. You can't pick a partner the way you'd pick a sweater.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I've been slacking, but Justine/Chanay is back in town for a few months so we might get together soon and put in work.

And then we might talk about some movie projects, too.

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HI-YO!!!

bigfan of her.....work.

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This is my signature...

Can't remember if I mentioned it here or not, but you should have seen her first outfit she wanted to wear for the opening scene to Social Deadwork.....I couldn't do it. I told her that her mom would have been upset with me for allowing that.

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Delete that post immediately. I will try to forget I read it...

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This is my signature...

Does it really matter what these people say they are looking for in a man? If you are physically attracted to someone just ignore it and give it your best shot. You may be surprised at what will happen. If you are looking for more than that just be thankful that you didn't waste a dime taking her out. The more information you receive the better. Many of these women have had and only require the opposite of what they are trying to put out.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Well now your Dad is upset that you don't have big enough testicles.

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The order in which you receive the information is important too...

First she says: Wants to date but nothing serious.

Later she says: I expect to have conversations about your goals. Reason, for us to decide if we can be long term friends, with a propose to our relationship, help each other improve ourselves and our lives.

This sounds nothing but serious.

Based on this, it is either a fake (and a bad one) or this lady is a true whack job.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

What's hard to understand?

"Soulmate" = Not a just one night stand, good to go.
"Ukraine" = preferably caucasian.
"Very fit" = I'm not small but you can't be a fat blob or short little man.
"Watch movies" = Prefer if we go to your place.
"Want you to be intense" = Don't want to be a prop for you to be fishing elsewhere while together.
"God" = Not a total psycho.
"Respond to texts" = Don't blow me off or act too busy when I want to hook up again.
"You pay for dinner" = Have a job and don't be a cheap bastich.
"We will discuss sexual expectation" = I'll swallow but no anal at first. Spare me the low T stories or the need to take another pill to get it up. See the first thing above.


She'll probably settle for half of the above but by setting a bar there are at least some kind of minimal expectations beyond meeting at the Olive Garden, slamming back some shooters, and heading to the nearest motel.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

I'd have her naked in bed within 30 minutes of finishing dinner. I'm pretty confident that most middle aged women know the odds of bagging a guy once you pass 35-40.

That of course is what I think but some women are not putting out no matter what age they are.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

as if tall guys don't already have it incredibly easy, every dating site has about 80% of women demanding guys be over 6 feet tall. even if they're 4'11".

i wish i was a little bit taller...AND a baller!

This reminds me of the compatibility test the priest made my wife and I take before he'd agree to marry us. One of the Y/N questions is "both partners are comfortable discussing their sexual fears." My then-fiancee and I both answered yes, then spent the whole drive home wondering what the hell that could possibly mean (though in fairness to the church, we did end up having a lengthy --and comfortable--discussion about the issue). The best we could come up with: we're doing it on a boat, the boat capsizes, a shark eats us.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

As I have never heard of this site, what does POF stand for? Proof of funds?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Fixed.

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-- source

Plain Old Fucks.

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@audioidkid

Plenty Of fish per Wiki, googling Plain Old Fucks is not a good results, unless you are into that

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You fear her not putting out once you get married. She fears your 12 inches of dangling fury.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Plenty of Fish, Bernstein.

Yeah, Im not a tall guy. Im cool with it and im down to compete and make it up in other areas (rapist's wit, great move) but with these sites, you're straight up eliminated via search.

I used to add an inch to my height just to be included in a few hundred more results or whatever.


I hate to lie but I justify it because im that height with shoes.


These profiles are just good comic relief. Id send them messages fucking with them sometimes. But overall I think online dating is great

Add Nancy and Randy and you've got an orgy.

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RPB, just wear Timberland's.

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No lifts though

Deerfield Bryan.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I looked for 5"9 and 33/65ths but it wasnt listed

Lol in our group three of us are minimum 6' 2" and the fourth is 5' 8 1/2". Invariably Shorty is the only one who is ever hit on (by women).

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."