I rarely troll.

I still would.

I've lost all track of who you wouldn't play hop-on-pop with .... at this point I'm willing to put the over/under at Carol Channing.

I rarely troll.

Like calling someone cheap for spending $1.98 on breakfast?

The troubled actress, whose unusual and erratic behavior has caused much concern about her well-being, has told In Touch Weekly that she is engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop employee named Caleb.

Her revelation to the celebrity magazine comes just days after her recent arrest for driving while under the influence. Bynes reportedly told the In Touch reporter, "I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f--k them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me... I want to be married and I want to be away from people."

The aspiring fashion designer (it's unclear as to whether or not she is still enrolled at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Irvine, California) told In Touch that she hopes to settle down in New York as she prefers riding her bike to driving her car. “I really do not enjoy driving," Bynes said. "I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad."

Although she and Caleb have not yet set a wedding date, Bynes is already talking children. And she hopes to have lots of baby boys. "I don't want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.