It's less original that bitching that it's cold out. You aren't funny. Go away.

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Team Cutler.

What do you call a man who complains that it is cold?

A silly little complaining beyotch.

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You know what I hate?
The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight"
Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you"
Really? Just let me do my job.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Well, I hope Joe from Evanston got his furnace fixed.

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Yeah that would piss me off.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Yeah!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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"Cold enough for ya???"

"Boy, I'd hate to have your job today"

STFU

STFU Darko you make a living wage.

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Elections have consequences.

BARELY!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That's weird. I tell people they can go home and if their boss complains tell them I was shitty and kicked them out. It would suck to have no heat. I'd get you a plate of food or something on a holiday.

Yeah!!

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Not a mult.

Or, as an ATM tech:

"Got any/are you giving out free samples?"

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Not a mult.

Helpful Hint: I remember the last time I worked on a holiday. It was Christmas of 1982 and I wasn't exactly sure what to get the missus. Then it hit me: what if I build her a log cabin in the woods for a wintery retreat? I called up my some of my employees at the time and informed them how they'd be spending their Christmas. I told Juan he would have a few nights off from the kitchen and to get over to pitch in to help. They weren't pleased, but you don't get to the level I'm at playing Mr. Nice Guy. Selecting the proper logs was not all that difficult since I was supervising, but the excavation was a difficult job for the guys seeing as the temperatures were near freezing. I told them I would bring them some coffee to warm up but I got sidetracked playing a game of tabletop Pac-Man and I forgot.

Once all the notches were cut in the logs and the support piers for the foundation were installed, the rest was easy. Once the crew completed the work and the cabin was done to my satisfaction, I rewarded them with a complimentary pre-wrapped present I purchased in bulk from a catalog store. I felt it was the least I could do. From that point on, I vowed never to work another holiday. For a rank-and-file person such as yourself, this may be wishful thinking, but it never hurts to dream.

And boy, did she hate that thing.

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I worked as an iceman for two summers. Virtually every day, I would hear that "Hey, that's a cool job" wise crack. That got old very fast.

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It's true! You see their boxes all around the Chicagoland area.

http://www.homecityice.com/

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I just saw their job application link states "Want a Cool Job?" Mother fu......

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During college summers, I worked for the USPS as a mail carrier and the "hot enough for you?" bullshit HOUSE AFTER HOUSE was maddening. The sense of dread as you approached, knowing full well what was about to take place, was soul-crushing.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Good thing you didn't deliver to the Walgreen's me, Curious Hair, and Tall Midget worked at in college. You would have been inundated with Eugene O'Neill references. It gets old fast. You wouldn't think so, but it does.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

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I remember the servers at Beggars saying that this one is the worst


Server: Hi, can I get you anything to start?

DumbFuck Customer: Yeah, A million dollars lololololoololololol

Server: *soul dies a little bit* ha!

Man, those customers really lay the jokes on thick.

*shoots self*

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Rule #1: Don't fuck around with the people who handle your food.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

miserable pricks...can't indulge simple pleasantries from people with good intentions

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The bad joke people are as bad as the idiots who refer to the weather as "balmy" when it warms a bit after a particularly bad cold stretch.

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

mine is a little more esoteric, but i operate this piece of inspection equipment that has a big controller and basically a joystick on it....so whenever someone who's not familiar with it comes in our lab , it's "oh you get to play video games all day hahaha!"