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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:08 am 
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These are so stupid.

Yesterday, Eaton starts chirping at Ventura, Ventura answers back and then Eaton gets all sensitive and bitchy.

Let the fuckers chirp and then go back to the dugout. Instead it gets escalated way too far when their crew of 25 boyfriends has to file out and act fake tough.

Then they gather and it's a beehive of players looking tough at each other. Shit, even the old fuck coaches are forced to waddle out and pretend they're policing their team. Last night was one of the few times where punches were actually thrown! Except it looked like high school girls fighting in the hallway.

Baseball playes are such pussies. Just enact a rule you can't leave the bench like NBA.

Sox/Royals: http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/04/24/14-413878-2015-04-23/web_cut/mlbtv_86661883_1200K.mp4

Eaton/Ventura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGB_IHRWaQM


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:20 am 
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It's easy to think you're making yourself look tough when you know there's really no chance of you having to square off one on one with someone else. You ever notice how a lot players puff there chests out and talk smack all while backing up? There are exceptions to the rule of course, but for the most part, they're not fooling anyone.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:23 am 
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Matches Malone wrote:
It's easy to think you're making yourself look tough when you know there's really no chance of you having to square off one on one with someone else. You ever notice how a lot players puff there chests out and talk smack all while backing up? There are exceptions to the rule of course, but for the most part, they're not fooling anyone.

Like Derrek Lee doing the "hold me back" on Chris Young (pitcher)?

Thats why as stupid as it is, I somewhat respect the guys that are really trying to get into it.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:33 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
It's easy to think you're making yourself look tough when you know there's really no chance of you having to square off one on one with someone else. You ever notice how a lot players puff there chests out and talk smack all while backing up? There are exceptions to the rule of course, but for the most part, they're not fooling anyone.

Like Derrek Lee doing the "hold me back" on Chris Young (pitcher)?

Thats why as stupid as it is, I somewhat respect the guys that are really trying to get into it.


Yeah that one comes to mind as does the infamous numerous attempts by Alonzo Mourning to look tough. Though during the infamous fight with Larry Johnson he did at least throw punches. (Not that I advocate violence. I don't. I'm for peace and love.)

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As a Sox fan, I found this humiliating.

The Royals are the defending AL champs and going into the game you were 0-3 against them for the season and looking very far ahead of them in the standings.

Here's a concept....play fucking baseball and win a game against them. They look like little bitches.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:39 am 
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What the fuck was Eaton saying?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:41 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
What the fuck was Eaton saying?

According to Harold Reynolds he was pissed about being quick-pitched.

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Oh, I thought the pitcher started that crap. I didn't realize Eaton had something before that. The whole thing was strange.

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I don't know Shark was actually willing to brawl but I'll commend him for at least appearing want to fight Cain. Usually pitchers are the biggest pansies of the bunch (excluding roided Kyle Farnsworth).

Cain did have a legit gripe though since Shark pulled the bitchy move of intentionally hitting him opening day.


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badrogue17 wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
What the fuck was Eaton saying?

According to Harold Reynolds he was pissed about being quick-pitched.

Dumb.

Im sure he was just salty at Ventura in general


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and then let's back up and still try to act tough even though there's other people between us now.

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Kirkwood wrote:
I don't know Shark was actually willing to brawl but I'll commend him for at least appearing want to fight Cain. Usually pitchers are the biggest pansies of the bunch (excluding roided Kyle Farnsworth).

Cain did have a legit gripe though since Shark pulled the bitchy move of intentionally hitting him opening day.


I was in the scouts seats when Farnsworth hit Paul Wilson in Great American ballpark. Then there was blood.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:06 am 
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I was with clients and could not give the Royals the message I thought they deserved.

gotta win that game

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denisdman wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
I don't know Shark was actually willing to brawl but I'll commend him for at least appearing want to fight Cain. Usually pitchers are the biggest pansies of the bunch (excluding roided Kyle Farnsworth).

Cain did have a legit gripe though since Shark pulled the bitchy move of intentionally hitting him opening day.


I was in the scouts seats when Farnsworth hit Paul Wilson in Great American ballpark. Then there was blood.


That was Paul Wilson's fault. Why would you charge that monster standing on the mound? There was no way that was going to end well for young Paul.


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Brawls are great and this one actually had some fighting in it. Wasn't the big ole stand together and look at each other angrily affair.


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denisdman wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
I don't know Shark was actually willing to brawl but I'll commend him for at least appearing want to fight Cain. Usually pitchers are the biggest pansies of the bunch (excluding roided Kyle Farnsworth).

Cain did have a legit gripe though since Shark pulled the bitchy move of intentionally hitting him opening day.


I was in the scouts seats when Farnsworth hit Paul Wilson in Great American ballpark. Then there was blood.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mt0_0k40t4

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brawls are better than continued bean balls. let 'em fight it out. least that way nobody gets hurt. unless they fall over a base or something.

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let 'em fight it out. least that way nobody gets hurt.

:lol:

Sums up 99% of sports fights


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Gotta give Robin credit, when he went to fight he went right at the man....even if he did get his ass kicked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE

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bump.

baseball players are easily the biggest vaginas in sports. sooooo sensitive.


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http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/06/04/mlbtv_chnmia_143877783_1200K.mp4
MLB really needs to enact a rule similar to the NBA where it's illegal to leave the dugout. they're just milling about. none of them were going to do anything. a waste of everyone's time as usual.

at the very least make it illegal to leave the bullpen. baby steps would nice from the clowns running baseball.


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