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hnd

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:07 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

hnd wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

We keep the lights on until 9.

After that, go fuck yourself.

9 is a reasonable time. right? most of these are done at 7! SEVEN!

9 is way too late. I have little kids, I don't want a crowd of 7 loud 10 year olds at my house banging on the door at 8:45. Lights get shut off when the kids go to bed. Hell my 6 year old is in bed by 830 if he has school the next day.

thats what turning the lights off is for! regardless its Halloween! 1 night out of the year. school is overrated.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:43 am

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:51 am

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good dolphin wrote:

A the memory of a great time with the kids that is only available for a few years to both of you in your collective lives doesn't need to be altered or obliterated with alcohol.

I'm not sure when it became acceptable rather than ridiculed for every children's event to include alcohol for parents.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:54 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I agree with everything posted here. Well said Dolphin

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:13 am

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Along those lines, I recently learned that they serve beer and mixed drinks at my nephew's baseball games. I'm an advocate of booze pretty much anywhere, but this seems odd to me. And if there are any non-parents that attend the games of 15-year-olds to booze it up and watch baseball, that is particularly creepy.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:15 am

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I'm well past that time in my life where that is a care. However, I wouldn't be surprised if that is how I am viewed by the neighborhood people who a year or so later are "taking a break from drinking."

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:24 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Because that will help them to not yell at coaches, umps, and players.... :roll:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:29 am

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spmack wrote:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:30 am

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:09 pm

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:13 pm

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Can I take an 8 month old trick or treating? He will have a costume.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:15 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Can I take an 8 month old trick or treating? He will have a costume.

Yes, get yourself some free candy.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:15 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Can I take an 8 month old trick or treating? He will have a costume.

Yes but it's more for you and 1 block.

Fun size is the best. The minis suck.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:15 pm

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As a kid,I used to come home after trick or treating and give most of my candy to my friends. I never was much for candy except a box of snaps or a chunky raisin bar.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:20 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Fun size is the best. The minis suck.

This

I never quite understood the handing out of full sized candy bars at Halloween. It's great to have the fun sized...the full sized candy bars are more like an entire meal for a kid.

...and

Whoever came up with the idea of pulling a cart with a cooler of beer around, whilst the kiddies do their TorT'ing, is a genius! FUGD

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:23 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

As a kid,I used to come home after trick or treating and give most of my candy to my friends. I never was much for candy except a box of snaps or a charlston raisin bar.

You probably love the black Chuckle too.

WTF is a charlston raisin bar?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:26 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Can I take an 8 month old trick or treating? He will have a costume.

Yes, get yourself some free candy.

If Trump outlawed Trick or Treating I'd consider voting for him.

That said, I agree ... yes.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:26 pm

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Sorry,Forgot the name of this:

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:35 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I don't want a crowd of 7 loud 10 year olds at my house banging

Good call.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:37 pm

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Chuckles! I've heard there is an all red pack but have never seen it. I liked those Sunkist fruit gems too.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:47 pm

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Who posted the picture of Candy Crowley in a previous "Fun-Sized Candy" thread? :lol:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:50 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Chuckles! I've heard there is an all red pack but have never seen it. I liked those Sunkist fruit gems too.

They stock Chuckles in the vending machine at work.

The green ones are my favorite.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:57 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Sorry,Forgot the name of this:

Oh! I know the chunky that left these Chunkies !!!

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Fun-Size Candy

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:41 pm

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