sinicalypse wrote:
If people didn't get their peacock on how would we know who won the game of live via the #FastTrack?
Alls I know is that, example, IMU is a winrar in life; he's waaaayyyyy better than me in every tangible facet of a societally-accredited existence... However if you were to compare us strictly based on an arbitrary measure of raw cognitive ability; say, writing skills**; well then I reckon a few people might think that sini > IMU simply because of the fact that sini is often able to veritably pimpslap human language and make it give him that money.
In comparison, IMU takes pride in writing droll, banal, yet crowdpleasingly concise 100.0% "Normal" prose that's often "showboating" his statuses, successes, and much needed observations in/of life. IMU never has to worry about evolving some kind of excellent writing skills because what he writes about speaks for itself (i.e. IMU does well in life; he's a veritable 21st century superburban renaissance man tbh. He doesn't need to go out of his way to think up some brilliant means of conveying that to us because what he's conveying is quality through and through; no sarcasm there-- I respect IMU for not just doing well in life, but also way better than I ever could dream of doing. There might be some sarcasm there tbh =)
Conversely, sini is undoubtedly an over-9000% loserar in life; he has ostensibly done nothing to accrue any sort of societal accreditation that would precede Him. Hell, sini's reputation as a punctuation/grammar free endlessly babbling psychotic sociopath is what most often precedes him; therefore almost every post he writes has to fight an uphill battle against preconceived reputations in order to have any chance at being as universally a accepted as, say, your average IMU post. [C'est la vie, no?]
Because of this dichotomy sini knows that he has to try and imbue every post he makes with some sort of easily a discernible style (see: grammar/punctuation/TLDR) intellect, wit, and especially candor in order to make up for the fact that he has nothing good to say about his statuses/successes in life; sini hasn't had any of those (unless you consider "supremely annoying drug-addled piece of Shit" a status worthy of peacocking (sew: Resnan's "I'll Bee Dat" =)
sini always has to worry about all that style/intellect/wit/candor because he knows that he needs some brilliant means of conveying what he wants to say because what he's conveying is damningly horrible through and through-- no sarcasm there.
sini, like everybody else, doesn't respect himself because he's doing way way WAYYYY worse in life than just about everybody else, especially a noted winrar like IMU.
Therefore, sini is perpetually keen to steer any and all conversations/discourse into an arbitrary direction because when it comes to the tangible things that comprise the majority of disposable day-to-day conversations (talking about your family, home/car/stuff, discussing popular television; contemplating "grown up" issues like presidential elections, social issues, or any topics rooted in the fundamental "reality" of the day-to-day life of functioning members of society) --- yeap, sini's got nothing cobstructive, insightful, or even interesting to add because everyone knows he's a 30something NEET manchild who unfortunately copped some kind of ego over the years borne of people taking a step back and "trying to be nice to the crazy person" -- nobody really called him out on his bullshit because doing that would be akin to telling a functionally/developmentally retarded 350lb child in a wheelchair that they smell bad; "dude WTF are you doing? We try to be nice to him because.... You know? If anything just try to steer clear of him for the most part because that works out best for everyone involved, ok?"
Ergo, sini is essentially all frosting and no cake. He's like having $1000+ aftermarket rims for a car with no engine. He's like someone who offers you dinner but then has no plates and silverware... Or food for that matter! Therefore he puts a lot of emphasis on how awesome his runs are, or tells you about that time guy fieri called him a top chef and everyone celebrated the occasion by passing around a tub of frosting and taking out fingerloafs of frosting because there were no plates and silverware, let alone an actual cake! In juxtaposition, IMU just had his girl's family over for dinner tonight and they were beyond impressed by his 100% solid and downright "Normal" presentation of a 3/5 star meal. Ol girl's dad left the dinner telling his wife "I'd definitely let our daughter marry IMU" meanwhile when sini couldn't get anybody to come to his next dinner party he offered up "hey, at least you'll always remember my last dinner party for the rest of your lives! Who else has everybody over for fingetloads of frosting? I might not be much of one, but that's technically why i'm a legend"
IMU would marry his girl 11 months later. sini hasn't gotten laid since Jan 1 2008, but when he did it was with a legitimately brilliant and beautiful 6 foot tall 34D pink mohawked punk rock "sexual enthusiast" who ended up spending ~$5000 to be around sini as much as possible over a ~10 month relationship (that was ended by her family/friends when she started her planning to drop out of college, move out to Chicago/land (to be with sini) and enroll in beauty school or something in Chicago)...
...but do you see what i'm saying? IMU worked hard to get on the #FastTrack to having a successful american middle class existence complete with a Hot Hatch, house, beautiful wife+kids, and of course the formal respect of his peers. In comparison sini would tell you about how he spent 5-10 years trying to perfectly sync up raising his fist in the air with lightning off in the distance... and on random day after 5-10 years of total abject failure he did it! He actually did it! Then he raised his fist and he did it again. And again. And again again and again until he had just rattled off 12 consecutive raised lightning fists of pure synchronicity; sini sat back and >=] because to him THAT 100% totally menial/meaningless display of ???!!!??? Pure synchronicity? Clutching the matrix? Temporary divinity? 100% random dumb luck? Whatever the case that moment 5-10 years in the making was more meaningful to sini than even a whole life of hard work, discipline, and FOCUS that ultimately results in the realization of the American Dream; something that everyone to a WO/man can and will respect because they're Normal people grounded in reality... Meanwhile sinicalypse is the gut who just wrote this post.
TLDR = Discussing employment + level/s of success is something that always needs to be not merely tolerated but outright CHAMPIONED here on the C/S/FMB. If people like Denis and IMU aren't able to go around "peacocking" then what are they gonna do; learn how to write brilliantly and/or hilariously in such a way that they perpetually "entertain" us like a Clown, Kardadhian, or member of the Honey Boo-Boo family? Fuck that! They are BETTER then sad sack people who have to distract you with "entertainment" to try and deflect the fact that they're nowhere near doing as well as Denis and IMU in life; seriously when's the last time you tried to buy a car or house with a snarky quip or awesome story from 1983? Last I checked IMU and Denis aren't merely able but also ARE buying things with their employment / level/s of success. This means that what they "have" is universally tangible and "real" and therefore worthy of perpetual discussion because that's LITERALLY the meaning of life--- Kicking Ass and Having Stiff and Letting Everyone Know That They Need to Get On Your Level™®© --- it's nigh time that we officially declare this board to be a "Safe Space" for wildly successful people (who are proud of it) because if we don't then you're slowly but surely going to d/evolve into a board chock full of losers like sinicalypse, and I mean holy shit did you know that he STILL lives with... [And the beat goes on ad infinitum]
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** = I mean actual PURE WRITING SKILL, not whether or not someone is "lazy rebranded to punk rock" in terms of Capitalizing Letters and adhering to Official Grammar Norms (as opposed to challenging/changing/evolving the status quo of writing presentation/style) -- You know I can write boring proper shit like everyone else, right? Where's the fun in that though? =P
You are 1 of only 2 people on this board who have met my kids. That is pretty high status. You shouldn't have this inferiority complex.
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