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Darkside
 Post subject: Weird ass kid
PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:36 pm 
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I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?

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Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.
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 Post subject: Re: Weird ass kid
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SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

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Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.


Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?
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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: Weird ass kid
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No ass. I was wearing my Speaker jammies and an engraved mask. Duh. Festival of the lost ya twerp.

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Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.


Wait, Someguy is a ghey?

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According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:
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Probably. He's not a straight I'm sure.

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SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.


Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?


Didnt you read the thread title? It was the kid who was in to weird ass stuff.

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According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

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Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Laminate or the real stuff?
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 Post subject: Re: Weird ass kid
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Colonel Angus wrote:
According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Laminate or the real stuff?

Laminate. I'm poor. Plus humidity control is a thing in Lakemoor.

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Darkside wrote:
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Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Laminate or the real stuff?

Laminate. I'm poor. Plus humidity control is a thing in Lakemoor.

My living room carpet is 20 years old and I hate it badly. Just cannot decide on re carpet or wood flooring. Looks like if I tear it up I have good hardwood under but when I rip it out I could be facing a total wood replace. So I just let it be.
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SpiralStairs wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?


Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.


Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?


Didnt you read the thread title? It was the kid who was in to weird ass stuff.


Oh, yeah, sure.
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Darkside wrote:
So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"


Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kids lucky Wrigs didn't eat the kid's face.

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True boyd... he has wanted to murder someone for a while now.

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Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.

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Furious Styles wrote:
Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.
Hence the mom screaming to bring her back outside.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.
Hence the mom screaming to bring her back outside.

:lol:

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