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leashyourkids

Post subject: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:06 am

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The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:06 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:07 am

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:07 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

You sure that it's the result of ingesting pollen? :lol:

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:09 am

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Location: A large oak tree.
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Giant rag is pollinating right now. Maybe marestail. Those would do it. I'm grateful that pollen doesn't get me. Mold me n the other hand.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:10 am

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long time guy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

You sure that it's the result of ingesting pollen? :lol:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:11 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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If not for this medical condition, Hay Fever might be code for people who have a Farmer fetish.

It's too bad.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:15 am

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Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

I've been taking two a day lately and they help a little.

Actually, I'm not sure it's pollen. I've had it my whole life in the Fall, so could be a number of things.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:19 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

I've been taking two a day lately and they help a little.

Actually, I'm not sure it's pollen. I've had it my whole life in the Fall, so could be a number of things.

Being a puss, probably.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:19 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

My older dog has been scratching like crazy, so I have to agree. We drugged her up.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:20 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

This fucking blows

I picked the wrong day to forget my Zyrtec.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:21 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

I've been taking two a day lately and they help a little.

Actually, I'm not sure it's pollen. I've had it my whole life in the Fall, so could be a number of things.

Being a puss, probably.

It's a good thing I'm on the clock or I would fuck you right on this message board.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:30 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
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leashyourkids wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

I've been taking two a day lately and they help a little.

Actually, I'm not sure it's pollen. I've had it my whole life in the Fall, so could be a number of things.

Being a puss, probably.

It's a good thing I'm on the clock or I would fuck you right on this message board.

Hey,you don't mean in a geigh way,do you?

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:32 am

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

Don Tiny wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

Yup. Same here. Just popped an Allegra.

I've been taking two a day lately and they help a little.

Actually, I'm not sure it's pollen. I've had it my whole life in the Fall, so could be a number of things.

Being a puss, probably.

This reminded me of a game I was coaching about 8-9 years ago. This kid got a crack at playing on our 11u travel team. Watched him in warmups and promptly made him a mid game replacement in right field. The inning ended and he came in complaining that his mother needed him in the infield because he "was allergic to grass".

Never remembered seeing him play again, he was apparently also allergic to bats as well.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:33 am

100000 CLUB

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You coached Tim Anderson?!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:45 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The pollen levels must be off the charts right now.

I think I sneezed 30 times in a row this morning.

This fucking blows

I picked the wrong day to forget my Zyrtec.

Gotta get that Xyzal. It's been the best thing for me, nothing else even came close.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Hayfever

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:38 pm

Joined: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:26 pm
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Location: Far East 'burbs.
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I struggled with giant ragweed allergy, starting in late high school or college age. Symptoms last until first frost. Best treatment I ever got was a cortisone shot- six weeks symptom free. Fortunately, seems I outgrew it around age 40. I think I'd rather by young and allergic than old and not. Tough to be a farmer allergic to weeds.

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