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Hatchetman

Post subject: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:17 pm

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Infecting all of Chicagoland. We're all gonna die.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:19 pm

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Location: Ravenswood Manor
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Isn't that what Hossa has that forced his retirement? If Cub fans are lucky maybe Heyward will get it.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:24 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
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Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
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Any disease, esp an unnamed and prevalent flulike disorder or an unexplained and nasty rash.

There has been a rash of carjackings lately.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:54 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

Hopefully I'm on the tail-end of it ... this stuffed-up, dry throat, tired-like-I-just-got-out-of-the-hospital shit is for the birds.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:43 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:33 pm
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pizza_Place: Vito and Nick's

So wait--is there a flu going around? Which kind--the puking flu or the regular one?

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:48 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
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pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place

More of a respiratory feeling like shit kind of thing

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:49 pm

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Posts: 40649
Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos

Did you get a shot?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:52 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
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I feel fine. You guys must have shit immune systems.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:53 pm

Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:04 pm
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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:10 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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pizza_Place: Lina's Pizza

FavreFan wrote:

I feel fine. You guys must have shit immune systems.

Worse.

Elementary School kids.

Walking petri dishes.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:13 pm

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:46 pm
Posts: 10107
pizza_Place: Q's Hillside

I caught something this weekend from one of the little kids, but so far it is mild. Mostly high sinus, but I'm feeling the chest congestion tonight. I'm supposed to go back to work next week after 10 weeks off, and it's going to suck if I'm coughing up a lung while my stamina is still low.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:14 pm

Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:15 pm
Posts: 16923

It’s all that Chicago mold, dude.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:22 pm

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:51 pm

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:46 pm
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Don Tiny wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

I'm on Claritin and fluticasone permanently. I have a nifty device from my surgery which you blow into and it causes sound waves to reverberate in your lungs to help you cough productively. It looks like a cross between a deli pickle and a dildo, but it works.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:52 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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pizza_Place: Aurelios

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

Helps ya cough and gets ya off. The Dilly Dilly, available at drug stores everywhere.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:03 am

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:46 pm
Posts: 10107
pizza_Place: Q's Hillside

Here it is, from Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Acapella-Vibrato ... B003JNWFVM

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