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FavreFan
 Post subject: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:13 am 
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Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.

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 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.


Slow the fuck down and keep your yap shut.

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Spaulding
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:15 am 
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even more bizarre when a baby (inside you) has them.
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 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:16 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.


Now who is drunk as fuck?

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Terry's Peeps
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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Spaulding wrote:
even more bizarre when a baby (inside you) has them.


That's when you know you have a talker in there.

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FavreFan
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.


Slow the fuck down and keep your yap shut.

Just sayin, there should be less severe consequences for ordering a large pizza while fucked up and eating 70% of it within minutes. Ebola sounds better than these hiccups currently. At least I would be able to finish my cigarette

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Terry's Peeps
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:18 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.


Slow the fuck down and keep your yap shut.

Just sayin, there should be less severe consequences for ordering a large pizza while fucked up and eating 70% of it within minutes. Ebola sounds better than these hiccups currently. At least I would be able to finish my cigarette


You make a fair point.

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 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:26 am 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Worst thing in the world by a fuckin mile.


Slow the fuck down and keep your yap shut.

Just sayin, there should be less severe consequences for ordering a large pizza while fucked up and eating 70% of it within minutes. Ebola sounds better than these hiccups currently. At least I would be able to finish my cigarette


You make a fair point.


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Spaulding
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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FavreFan is pregnant.
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 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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FavreFan is pregnant.


Who's the father?

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FavreFan
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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FavreFan is pregnant.

Didn’t know it was a pregnant thing. Doesn’t everyone get the hiccups if they eat a shitkoad of food quickly?

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Quite possibly the lamest thread ever.

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Spaulding
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Who's the father?


Probably Trump's fault.
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Nas
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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You're pregnant Spaulding?

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 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:58 am 
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Spaulding wrote:
FavreFan is pregnant.


Who's the father?


IMU

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good dolphin
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:21 am 
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My friend has cancer and is taking medication that gives him hiccups. I heard a remedy was to bring or be brought to orgasm. Another doctor confirmed my medical recommendation. The guy said it has worked like a charm.

Not sure if it works for women as no one cares about a woman's orgasm

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veganfan21
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:22 am 
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My friend has cancer and is taking medication that gives him hiccups. I heard a remedy was to bring or be brought to orgasm. Another doctor confirmed my medical recommendation. The guy said it has worked like a charm.


Took courage for you to share that openly.

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good dolphin
 Post subject: Re: Hiccups
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veganfan21 wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
My friend has cancer and is taking medication that gives him hiccups. I heard a remedy was to bring or be brought to orgasm. Another doctor confirmed my medical recommendation. The guy said it has worked like a charm.


Took courage for you to share that openly.


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