I assume it’s the Arby’s on Roosevelt in Wheaton. Those assholes.

Wait a damn minute here, you are now telling me Arby's doesn't offer Ham any longer?

I would think a pig like you would be fine with it.

I suspect this is a joke but I do know the answer.

Jamocha shakes.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

You rang?

That would be an interesting mult idea.

Yeah, Hawg, sorry you had to learn this way. My son was not pleased.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Since Dr Ken is a Jr, and the third, wouldn't that make him Dr Ken IV?

Since Dr Ken is a Jr, and the third, wouldn't that make him Dr Ken IV?

This is no time for having to answer tough questions, think of the ham and the potato cakes.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

This is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater reporting for ChicagoFanatics.com from an embedded position deep in the heart of a suburban Arby's.

We pulled up in our multi-person mobile unit to a two-way communication device near the facility. Immediately we were met with a checkpoint to provide our purpose.

We reviewed what was provided to us on their, let's call it a menu, and did not see the code words for potato cakes. So, I placed some general orders on behalf of myself and a young man that we will call Dr. Ken Jr. III for a ham sandwich, some curly fries, and a chocolate shake. We were allowed through.

Taking a chance, I also provided the secret code for 4 potato cakes. The secret code was accepted and we were told to continue to the next checkpoint. We did so.

Upon reaching that checkpoint, I was informed that the 4 potato cakes code was no longer valid. Only a few days ago, that code was discontinued.

I was further dismayed, on behalf of Dr. Ken Jr. III that also no longer accepted was the code for the meat....ham....which, ironically, is the only meat that Dr. Ken Jr. III accepts and our only reason for going.

So, in summation, not only does Arby's not accept the potato cake order, they only have SOME of the meats.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, reporting from an undisclosed location.

Now that Arby's is out of the picture, we went to KFC today.

The KFC spicy chicken sandwich is good. Real good. It might be better than Popeye's. It's a good-sized sandwich with great flavor.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.