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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.

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Nas wrote:
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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.

And his ability to turn to Page 2.

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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.

And his ability to turn to Page 2.


:lol: :lol: That's the secret. If he turns the page, he loses his magical powers.

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Joe has denied his country.
Denied his faith.
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Despite all this, never would I have thought he would deny his city.
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Michael Jordan is not from Chicago. Born in Brooklyn, raised in California, lives in Florida. I back Zeke.

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Nardi wrote:
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Joe has denied his country.
Denied his faith.
Denied his art.
Despite all this, never would I have thought he would deny his city.
The Chicago accent is probably fake



Michael Jordan is not from Chicago. Born in Brooklyn, raised in California, lives in Florida. I back Zeke.

Damn! You ARE definitely punk rock.



Did I type "California"? I'm also an idiot. I meant Carolina.

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I bet Michael could cut his own spaghetti before LeBron.
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Joe has denied his country.
Denied his faith.
Denied his art.
Despite all this, never would I have thought he would deny his city.
The Chicago accent is probably fake



Michael Jordan is not from Chicago. Born in Brooklyn, raised in California, lives in Florida. I back Zeke.

Damn! You ARE definitely punk rock.



Did I type "California"? I'm also an idiot. I meant Carolina.

I know. It didn't take anything away from the remarkableness.
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Nas wrote:
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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.


Agility wise Lebron is nowhere in Jordan's class. Jordan probably had the quickest first step in the history of the game. Jordan also essentially invented the term "hang time".

One of the reasons that MANY have speculated about Lebron never entering the dunk contest was because he was too scared that he might lose. Colossal Ego would never have been able to take it. No way in hell that he would have ever had the nuts (wang whipping aside) to ever take on someone the caliber of Dominique in a dunk contest.

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Don’t know about the athleticism debate, but LeBron was something of a coward to never have entered a dunk contest. Gutless.

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The Missing Link wrote:
Nas wrote:
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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.


Agility wise Lebron is nowhere in Jordan's class. Jordan probably had the quickest first step in the history of the game. Jordan also essentially invented the term "hang time".

One of the reasons that MANY have speculated about Lebron never entering the dunk contest was because he was too scared that he might lose. Colossal Ego would never have been able to take it. No way in hell that he would have ever had the nuts (wang whipping aside) to ever take on someone the caliber of Dominique in a dunk contest.


He was definitely worried about losing because Jordan and Kobe won. All we heard about was what he was doing in practice. Practice doesn't simulate the bright lights of an all star game.

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Nas wrote:
The Missing Link wrote:
Nas wrote:
The Missing Link wrote:
Nas wrote:
LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.


Agility wise Lebron is nowhere in Jordan's class. Jordan probably had the quickest first step in the history of the game. Jordan also essentially invented the term "hang time".

One of the reasons that MANY have speculated about Lebron never entering the dunk contest was because he was too scared that he might lose. Colossal Ego would never have been able to take it. No way in hell that he would have ever had the nuts (wang whipping aside) to ever take on someone the caliber of Dominique in a dunk contest.


He was definitely worried about losing because Jordan and Kobe won. All we heard about was what he was doing in practice. Practice doesn't simulate the bright lights of an all star game.


He showed what type of "heart" he had when he tried like hell to get the videotape of Jordan Crawford dunking on him erased.

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Don’t know about the athleticism debate, but LeBron was something of a coward to never have entered a dunk contest. Gutless.


It was already played out before he even hit the league though.

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All the more reason showing his cowardice. Scared to go against third men off the benches.

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Nas wrote:
The Missing Link wrote:
Nas wrote:
The Missing Link wrote:
Nas wrote:
LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.


Agility wise Lebron is nowhere in Jordan's class. Jordan probably had the quickest first step in the history of the game. Jordan also essentially invented the term "hang time".

One of the reasons that MANY have speculated about Lebron never entering the dunk contest was because he was too scared that he might lose. Colossal Ego would never have been able to take it. No way in hell that he would have ever had the nuts (wang whipping aside) to ever take on someone the caliber of Dominique in a dunk contest.


He was definitely worried about losing because Jordan and Kobe won. All we heard about was what he was doing in practice. Practice doesn't simulate the bright lights of an all star game.

Eh, no one would be watching anyway. They'd be watching football.

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Also, never lost a Championship series/game;

1-0 NCAA Title game
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6-0 NBA Finals

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I see Pat Riley in the background. I wonder what he thinks about all this.
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Nas wrote:
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LeBron is probably the most physically gifted NBA player since Wilt. .

Jordan was a freak of nature athletically and probably superior to Lebron in that area too if we were to make that comparison


No shot. LeBron is built like Karl Malone, and he's still above the rim at 40. Father Time has just taken LeBron's hair.

And his ability to turn to Page 2.

When LeBron was in Utah for the All-Star Game, he read the first page of the Book of Mormon and demanded that the refs eject the Lamanites.

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