I went to a little local church to celebrate Easter. I sit down with my family in one of the pews. About a minute later some kid walks in and sits down in front of me…wearing a packers jacket.

My boys laughed, knowing what I was thinking. I go half way around the world to be visually assaulted on the high holy day. I know that stuff is considered Sunday best in wisconsin but this place is supposed to be sophisticated. Don’t even bother turning around for the handshake

I took it as a sign the lord was not pleased with my pennance

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You seem like a good man, so it was probably THE LORD saying to you, I know Mass is as boring af for White Catholics, but check out this d-bag in the Packers coat. I didn't even turn his heart to make him wear it--that shit was free will.

And on cue, LuBob ties it up! God is on your side, amigo.

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Meanwhile, back home at Queens some asshole took a phone call during the 7 a.m. Easter mass.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don