Hussra wrote:
When did dudes become such bitches? 110 pound Amber Heard couldn't get a running start, launch herself into the air and land a punch that would injure a normal adult male. If a girl wants to hit you, let em. It doesn't hurt and they tire quickly. it's the throwers that you gotta watch out for. They start grabbing stuff of the kitchen counter and the walls or wherever to throw at you, time to leave.
i've only been attacked by two bitches in my life and i can pretty much vouch for what you say. the first was a crazy white girl at gold star on division (my least favorite bar in the universe) and she comes outside while i'm smoking and starts screaming at me "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!" and then begins to attempt the physical assault. i was lamentably too sober to not be in perfect condition to block all of her punches and kicks rather easily, so i eventually started mocking her like "hey you clearly need some help, let me help you" and i started mixing in shots to my own face while blocking all the rest of her weak ass shit in order to rub it in. eventually some bouncer/type dude runs out and grabs the poor damsel in distress and, of course, kicks me out of the bar (nevermind that i had a friend who had previously worked there who was having a reunion/party, nope, i had to go) and then about a block away i find a southern comfort shirt that says "drinking responsibly is HOT" on top of $26. i scooped up both and continued on my adventure (where i got another $26 under a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST RECON shirt later. it was weird but hey it's an occupational hazard evidently)
now the other time i had a bitch attack me was on the red line heading south out of howard station. some big dumb black bitch was talking all kinds of crazy shit and even with earmuff headphones on i could barely hear my music. i matter of factly told her to shut the fuck up. she immediately swelled up with what i can only describe as black privilege as she screamed back WHAT DID YOU SAY WHITE BOY?!?!! and ran all up in my face like she was going to hit me. i repeated my humble request for her to shut the fuck up and that's when she began wailing on me. now she was probably at least 5'9"-5'10" and way more sizeable than the white chick, and this time around she was actually able to land all of her quarter to half assed slappy punches to my face and i wasn't quite in the zone enough to block them all, but i spose all i can say when you're actually getting physically wailed on by some crazy bitch you're just like "whoa, i'm actually getting physically wailed on by some crazy bitch" --- i never stopped talking shit to her while she kept hitting me, eventually she tired of it went away and.... wait for it.... SHE ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP! WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!
TLDR = this amber heard drama is just monied people playing out their legal system fuckyou games out to try and get each other in trouble. i can't blame anyone for going after a spoiled pampered actress bitch who is trying to suck millions out of anyone stupid enough to cohabitate with her after fucking her.... but deep down somewhere i think most people would love to have that chick wailing on them so they could try to flip it around into some type of hatesex fantasy.
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