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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:08 pm 
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how the fuck can this thing be so popular?

It diminishes the sport of real football to have to share the name with immigrant football

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Because Americans are only 4% of the global population……

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denisdman wrote:
Because Americans are only 4% of the global population……

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Because Americans are only 4% of the global population……

96% of the world is stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent and guys who are shit in real sports in this country.

Or left to grade schoolers who will grow out of it.

I hope that the U.S. team gets booted out of this bullshit tournament asap. It's a sport best played by foreigners...and women.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent


i guess you're correct, that's why cameroon, ghana and senegal are at the world cup.


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Regular Reader wrote:
It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent and guys who are shit in real sports in this country.

Or left to grade schoolers who will grow out of it.

I hope that the U.S. team gets booted out of this bullshit tournament asap. It's a sport best played by foreigners...and women.


Amen…

And I love that the foreigners are increasingly playing baseball and basketball which are great sports. We have a European guy racking up 30 points and triple doubles every night and a Japanese guy pitching and hitting at Cy Young and MVP levels.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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denisdman wrote:
Because Americans are only 4% of the global population……


the lord sent them rugby and great american colonizers gifted them with basketball...they have options, but they choose this

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Regular Reader wrote:
It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent and guys who are shit in real sports in this country.

Or left to grade schoolers who will grow out of it.

I hope that the U.S. team gets booted out of this bullshit tournament asap. It's a sport best played by foreigners...and women.

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It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent


i guess you're correct, that's why cameroon, ghana and senegal are at the world cup.

And the losers on the American team would probably lose to them in spectacular fashion.

And maybe those losers will teach their sons how to play a real American sport. Unless their husbands object.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Regular Reader wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent


i guess you're correct, that's why cameroon, ghana and senegal are at the world cup.

And the losers on the American team would probably lose to them in spectacular fashion.

And maybe those losers will teach their sons how to play a real American sport. Unless their husbands object.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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good dolphin wrote:
how the fuck can this thing be so popular?

It diminishes the sport of real football to have to share the name with immigrant football



Can't support the nomination, especially when it's compared to a sport that will probably reduce the life expectancy of most of its players. Happy concussion Thursday!


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Regular Reader wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
It's a sport best played by the limited of actual athletic talent


i guess you're correct, that's why cameroon, ghana and senegal are at the world cup.

And the losers on the American team would probably lose to them in spectacular fashion.

And maybe those losers will teach their sons how to play a real American sport. Unless their husbands object.


i guess. senegal got stuffed by holland today...not sure what lessons senegal can give. maybe one day fifa will change the rules and allow you to use a hand for every 10 yards or so. like the nba allows carrying and traveling now and the nfl changed the rules to encourage more scoring. that way, soccer will become more athletic.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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and what is with letting in a place like Wales, that doesn't really exist. Next they'll let in Arkansas.

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I feel bad for good dolphin. His trolling game has suffered in recent years. Too cliche ridden. Sad!


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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and what is with letting in a place like Wales, that doesn't really exist. Next they'll let in Arkansas.

You are a turd and I hope when you shit it was one of those hard ones that made your ass hole hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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good dolphin wrote:
how the fuck can this thing be so popular?

It diminishes the sport of real football to have to share the name with immigrant football



Can't support the nomination, especially when it's compared to a sport that will probably reduce the life expectancy of most of its players. Happy concussion Thursday!

At least when football players are carried of on a stretcher it's because they are actually injured.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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There is a lot of stupidity in this thread though. You don't have to like soccer but the guys playing it are obviously the best athletes in the world. It's not even debatable.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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good dolphin wrote:
and what is with letting in a place like Wales, that doesn't really exist. Next they'll let in Arkansas.

You are a turd and I hope when you shit it was one of those hard ones that made your ass hole hurt.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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I think it's great that we took on Wales, which is almost kind of a country, and didn't necessarily lose. Guernsey had better sleep with one eye open.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There is a lot of stupidity in this thread though. You don't have to like soccer but the guys playing it are obviously the best athletes in the world. It's not even debatable.

I debate it.

Basketball players are far better athletes and it’s not even close.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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good dolphin wrote:
and what is with letting in a place like Wales, that doesn't really exist. Next they'll let in Arkansas.

You are a turd and I hope when you shit it was one of those hard ones that made your ass hole hurt.


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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Basketball players are far better athletes and it’s not even close.

Soccer players are better all-around athletes, I'd guess, but I don't know if Lionel Messi could be a fighter pilot like LeBron could.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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You don't have to like soccer but the guys playing it are obviously the best athletes in the world.
I don't think so. Messi dominates the sport and on size along likely couldn't play any major American sport besides maybe baseball or be a kicker in football.

The most versatile athletes are basketball players. The hardest sport to play is probably hockey.

I don't know if you can determine the best athletes in the world but if you could I don't think Messi standing in a room with the best people from all the other sports would ever be the one you choose.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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as far as best physical athletes in the world, I'd stack an Olympic swimmer up against just about anybody.


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Athletes ought to demonstrate some level of coordination, not just that they can out-exercise people.

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You share a boyfriend with Spiral? That's awfully open minded of you...

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Brick wrote:
The most versatile athletes are basketball players.


Not really. Certainly not the way the game is currently played.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Athletes ought to demonstrate some level of coordination, not just that they can out-exercise people.



You're not really suggesting soccer players lack coordination, are you?

If anything, American football players don't require coordination except at the position of receiver. Other than that it's fat guys protecting an arm and other fat guys trying to give the head of the arm a concussion.

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