Hahaha bros, my boy Trev dog drops a deuce all the time wherever we go. The dude is like a walking dumpster. We used to call him Depends when we'd hit up the clubs years ago. He's calmed down now, he was always sad we made fun of him, saying he had My Favorite Poster and Hero or whatever. Like his ass explosions were medical or something. Dude was just vile, brah. Always eating white castle and the bell. He'd down a few volcano tacos and then he'd fuckin' erupt at Ogilvie transportation center. Shit looked like he was dumping out the ninja turtles all over the toilet.

We always wondered if he did this when he was with a chick. Like this girl he was with, Kennedy Branson, was pretty cute, and like all dainty and shit. We were like...he's over there for a tea party and he's gonna have to nuke her toilet at some point because when we were with him he downed about a gallon of code red and ate like sixteen slim jims and a whole bag of funyuns...with fuckin' hot sauce. That was the thing brah the dude ate the most disgusting shit. I mean like...when he first moved out and lived in the Grove, he was always eating fucking frozen taquitos and barbecue chicken tenders or some shit, with triple baked mashed potatoes and fucking sour patch kids afterward. the dude always had the worst breath too. he'd pour hot sauce on his doritos and shit...it was so gross bro.

But yeah he'd tear up the pubie t's. Unlike anything you've seen in mankind, broderbund.

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Dude, you are my bro.

I used to think anybody who could cut a fart that would clear the back of a moving charter boat was unbelievable. Then I met a guy who would take shits that would leak out of the bathroom and clear a portion of the bar. One time he went, the bathroom was unusable and you couldn't go near the jukebox (since relocated) without getting ill. Management admonished him about his situation, so he goes back in for a reload. Shit you not. One time I was pissing when he hit the stall, the stench made my eyes water and forced a little bile up into my throat. But it was the sound, that massive sound of a sphincter opening and assorted liquids and solids being released under pressure into the toilet. Never forgot that, never went near any bathroom he had visited within the past hour. Told him he needed to see a doctor about the live organisms encamped in his intestines.

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That's my buddy, Erik. He shows up to bowling with a huge grin on face, and he goes straight for the bathroom. After he destroys one of the stalls, you can't even walk past the bathrooms, without getting the urge to vomit.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I believe it was the girl's restroom to.

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