Still a tad too attractive. Like Emma Stone.

Hillary Swank

Scarlett Johansson isn't unattainable because she's hot. She's unattainable because she's SCARLETT FUCKING JOHANSSON. I'm sure every guy on this board has banged at least one super hot chick in his day. Hot chicks like to bang, too, and plenty of them go for guys who are, shall we say, less than pleasing to the eye.

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Then they dump them for Harry Styles.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Are you really sure about that?

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You know me like that.

Nobody wants to have a threesome with a townie. So you just impersonate a phys ed major.

(cue Lakemoorfest pic )

Rachel Ray
Melissa Joan Hart

I'd LOVE to see a Lakemoorefest pic.

This guy gets it. Rachel Ray? Hell yeah! Just the cooking alone is arousal.

Yes, people send me photos to review. It's unpleasant and often gruesome work but I am a stickler about keeping accurate records.

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Rachel Ray is a terrible cook. But she definitely seems like she's eager to please. So there's that.

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oh...then nevermind.

the AT&T lady

She's nowhere near regular.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Giada had a nicer rack.

I haven't seen a photo of her recently, but Kristen Bell in her 30s would qualify for me. Even though she's married to that whackjob Dax Shepherd. When she would go on the Craig Ferguson late night show her personality and looks were a good package.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

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You know me like that.

it all went downhill once they started trying to hide her boobs . And now she's doing spots with Lebron. it's over.

Gwennyth Paltrow. Jennifer Love Hewitt before she got fat.

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Elections have consequences.

I was at a wedding with Julia Stiles and based on the guy she was with, she was not out of my league

Natalie Portman may not have been regularly attainable but some very average guy won the prize by knocking her up.

Here's a good cute but not hot: Florence Pugh.

or maybe that Irish girl with the name no one can pronounce Saorise Ronan. She's not even all that cute but has a cuteness about her

the british isles seem to be the motherland for cute, not hot: Emilia Clarke

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

JLH in her prime was FAR from regular, i mean c'mon

not really my thing, but i thought i read that she likes it in the backdoor

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Offer her 54$, see if she goes for it

If I had to choose, I'd go with Ginger Zee.

With all apologies to Rongey, I think I could work the old Dr. Ken charm. But those days are in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ ... yKeithVEVO

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You know me like that.

Elizabeth Shue is 59 today

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I sent her a card.

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You know me like that.

My understanding is people of her vintage still appreciate those types of things.

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She'll read it and regret what she did to you.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRuFTwAP/



Can't imagine why this soyboy's movie flopped.

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