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It's gonna be 70 degrees today. There will be a million people out walking around. You just know this corpulent turd is gonna pull his Fat Caesar act and give us some crazy decree.


But he's a Democrat. The party of worker and regular people.

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Then every fuck with allergies during allergy season will think he has Rona

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Sneezing is not a symptom of the ronies. That's what differentiates it from allergies.

Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


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Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.

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Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.



That's what our leaders have done to us. It's going to be pretty difficult to have any kind of country when the citizens are all flinching at the mere presence of a fellow human being. Maybe should have thought through the approach to this whole thing just a little better. Glad to know our mayor got a nice haircut though.

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JB is FAT FAT FAT!


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Antarctica wrote:

Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.



That's what our leaders have done to us. It's going to be pretty difficult to have any kind of country when the citizens are all flinching at the mere presence of a fellow human being. Maybe should have thought through the approach to this whole thing just a little better. Glad to know our mayor got a nice haircut though.


Fuck that bug eyed bitch. I'm glad I don't live in the city proper.

As far as the rest goes, yeah, these fucking politicians have done quite the number on the majority of the population's heads...it's pathetic. And these idiots will fall all over themselves to reelect them, too.

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CHICAGO — Millions of masks purchased by the State of Illinois from China may not be useable by those on the front lines of the coronavirus pandemic, after multiple states recalled similar equipment Thursday.

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has been scouring the world for gowns, gloves and masks to protect medical workers and first responders across the state from COVID-19.

That includes many KN95 masks bought from China, which the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said earlier this month was an acceptable alternative to the United States approved N95 masks. State spending records reveal Illinois has already spent nearly $17 million buying the KN95 masks.

But now, officials in Missouri are recalling thousands of KN95 masks after testing by the state’s Department of Health and Senior Services over the weekend found some did not meet their standards, according to director Sandy Kartsen.

An alert from the Illinois Department of Public Health followed, saying the KN95 masks may not meet performance standards and counterfeit masks are “flooding the marketplace.”

The department recommends agencies remove any KN95 masks that have already been received.


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i'm sure they can just return them and get a credit


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It's got N95 guts!

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Hate to play MMQB, but shouldn't the "K" in front of "N" been a red flag?


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K stands for knockoff?


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CHICAGO — Millions of masks purchased by the State of Illinois from China may not be useable by those on the front lines of the coronavirus pandemic, after multiple states recalled similar equipment Thursday.

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has been scouring the world for gowns, gloves and masks to protect medical workers and first responders across the state from COVID-19.

That includes many KN95 masks bought from China, which the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said earlier this month was an acceptable alternative to the United States approved N95 masks. State spending records reveal Illinois has already spent nearly $17 million buying the KN95 masks.

But now, officials in Missouri are recalling thousands of KN95 masks after testing by the state’s Department of Health and Senior Services over the weekend found some did not meet their standards, according to director Sandy Kartsen.

An alert from the Illinois Department of Public Health followed, saying the KN95 masks may not meet performance standards and counterfeit masks are “flooding the marketplace.”

The department recommends agencies remove any KN95 masks that have already been received.




But but, JB wasn't in over his head!


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Illinois Comptroller Susana Mendoza also acknowledged the wild west nature of purchasing personal protective equipment in an interview last week.

“This is what we’ve resorted to these days: it kind of feels like you’re doing a sketchy drug deal on the side of the road when you’re trying to save people’s lives,” she said.


anytime gov't is forced to act quickly and spend, it ends up a disaster, this situation is no different


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Antarctica wrote:

Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.


I had to go to Lowe's yesterday for a few things and happened to watch a little frail old lady walking around the store. She literally was petrified of many of the people in the store. Its really a shame how this has affected many elderly people. Think of what it has done to them. They are pretty much isolated from their love ones and told to stay at home. Many do not understand why this is happening and what to do and are very scared. Wonder how many suicides are occurring right now not only by them but also people who have depression and anxiety issues to begin with and can't get out to have someone help them deal with it? ITs really sad. :( :(

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My guy "Hot Rod" with the body slam to JB!

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It's amazing how many Republicans became Rod fans as soon as he started sucking Trump's dick :lol:

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Rod was a politician I could understand.


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Rod isn't wrong with those suggestions.

Or, you know, JB could start opening businesses little by little on May 1st or 4th

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Rod did 12 years for trying to sell a Senate seat. The guy who tried to buy it is now helping to destroy your children's future.

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Rod did 12 years for trying to sell a Senate seat. The guy who tried to buy it is now helping to destroy your children's future.

Let's not forget the DA who put him away did so firstly in the court of public opinion and now is a partner at some shady globalist law firm.


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Antarctica wrote:

Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.


I had to go to Lowe's yesterday for a few things and happened to watch a little frail old lady walking around the store. She literally was petrified of many of the people in the store. Its really a shame how this has affected many elderly people. Think of what it has done to them. They are pretty much isolated from their love ones and told to stay at home. Many do not understand why this is happening and what to do and are very scared. Wonder how many suicides are occurring right now not only by them but also people who have depression and anxiety issues to begin with and can't get out to have someone help them deal with it? ITs really sad. :( :(


Agreed. The media frothing and our politicians who have bungled this the whole way, along with all of the fear mongering has made this terrible for all sorts of people, especially those with anxiety, depression, bi-polar disorder, and a combination of those mental diseases and something else underlying like asthma, other lung issues, autoimmune diseases, etc. What's worse is that none of them see how much they fucked up. Hope you and your family are staying well, Hawkeroo.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Rod did 12 years for trying to sell a Senate seat. The guy who tried to buy it is now helping to destroy your children's future.


In a way, it's too bad that fat fuck didn't manage to buy it...he'd probably be doing less damage than he is now...

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I had to go to Lowe's yesterday for a few things and happened to watch a little frail old lady walking around the store. She literally was petrified of many of the people in the store. Its really a shame how this has affected many elderly people.
Maybe the little old lady was scared of some old dude wearing an Army hat following her around the store.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Rod did 12 years for trying to sell a Senate seat. The guy who tried to buy it is now helping to destroy your children's future.

Let's not forget the DA who put him away did so firstly in the court of public opinion and now is a partner at some shady globalist law firm.

Do we still have threads on Illinois politics from when Rod was Gov? I'd love to see the board Right's thoughts on him at the time. :lol:

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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Not that I expect the public to not freak out should someone sneeze.


Too many stupid, panicky people.


I had to go to Lowe's yesterday for a few things and happened to watch a little frail old lady walking around the store. She literally was petrified of many of the people in the store. Its really a shame how this has affected many elderly people. Think of what it has done to them. They are pretty much isolated from their love ones and told to stay at home. Many do not understand why this is happening and what to do and are very scared. Wonder how many suicides are occurring right now not only by them but also people who have depression and anxiety issues to begin with and can't get out to have someone help them deal with it? ITs really sad. :( :(


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Rod did 12 years for trying to sell a Senate seat. The guy who tried to buy it is now helping to destroy your children's future.


In a way, it's too bad that fat fuck didn't manage to buy it...he'd probably be doing less damage than he is now...


In fact what happened to Roland Burris might have happened to JB and then he'd be out of politics.

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