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RFDC

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:21 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'll never understand sober people who want to talk in elevators. A simple hello is all that should be allowed and even that is pushing it.

I SOOOO agree. I cannot stand the people that think I want to engage them in small talk. Ride to your damn floor and keep your mouth shut.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:22 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I didn't overreact. It was a lack of manners.

It is generally considered polite to make friendly conversation.

True, but I think the lady should have had a better sense of setting. What she did was fine if you're at the zoo or a restaurant or the mall. At a hospital though? Nah, not appropriate.

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:27 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I didn't overreact. It was a lack of manners.

It is generally considered polite to make friendly conversation.

True, but I think the lady should have had a better sense of setting. What she did was fine if you're at the zoo or a restaurant or the mall. At a hospital though? Nah, not appropriate.

Does your opinion change knowing that she was holding her pet goat on her way up to see the people doctor when she engaged Cory?

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:34 am

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But why does she give a flying fuck or feel the need to inquire about CORY's child? Ask about the god damn weather. Say hospital food sucks. Ask the kid if he's excited for Christmas.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:36 am

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When a person on the street says good morning to me I clench up a little and think I am trying to be scammed. I don't think it is the same everywhere.

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:43 am

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good dolphin wrote:

When a person on the street says good morning to me I clench up a little and think I am trying to be scammed. I don't think it is the same everywhere.

Me too. I try not to look anyone in the face. The same goes for people giving out flyers or trying to get me to switch to Verizon or something.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:48 am

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So, uh... how about those catheters, eh?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:49 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

I always tell panhandlers that I only have a credit card. I'm waiting for the day when somebody whips out some portable card machine on me.

I'd love to whip one out on you.

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:51 am

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We need to be less insular as a culture. I applaud this woman.

Sheesh...do you guys run past Girls Scout Cookie sellers and Salvation Army bell-ringers too?
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Brick

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:51 am

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RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'll never understand sober people who want to talk in elevators. A simple hello is all that should be allowed and even that is pushing it.

I SOOOO agree. I cannot stand the people that think I want to engage them in small talk. Ride to your damn floor and keep your mouth shut.

I just don't get it. The whole conversation is completely meaningless. Yes, the shopping bags I have in my hand are because I went shopping, and yes, shopping went well, and yes, there are a lot of people shopping today. Oh yeah, it's cold out too, but at least it's not snowing. I'm glad I could enrich your day so much on the 30 second elevator ride.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:52 am

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I wish I could create a mult right now, named "WomanOnElevator".

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:54 am

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RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'll never understand sober people who want to talk in elevators. A simple hello is all that should be allowed and even that is pushing it.

I SOOOO agree. I cannot stand the people that think I want to engage them in small talk. Ride to your damn floor and keep your mouth shut.

Okay, now your post definitely has an air of superiority about it RFDC. Not trying to start anything, but that's honestly how it comes across.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:54 am

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Brick as well.

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:55 am

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Woman in elevator!

Talkin' you up when you're going doownnn!!!

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Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:57 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Complete lack of manners.

They are country folk. She was trying to be nice.

I hear ya. But it's safer to just say "cute kid" or something like that.

How about if we all just shut the fuck up on elevators?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:58 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Brick as well.

I don't think I'm above talking to anyone. I just don't need to have a superficial 30 second conversation about pointless stuff because we both happened to want to move vertically at the same time.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:59 am

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I only talk to people when I'm turning left on a median.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:02 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'll never understand sober people who want to talk in elevators. A simple hello is all that should be allowed and even that is pushing it.

I SOOOO agree. I cannot stand the people that think I want to engage them in small talk. Ride to your damn floor and keep your mouth shut.

Okay, now your post definitely has an air of superiority about it RFDC. Not trying to start anything, but that's honestly how it comes across.

Coming from the dude who has all kinds of bathroom rules people should follow.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:04 pm

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RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'll never understand sober people who want to talk in elevators. A simple hello is all that should be allowed and even that is pushing it.

I SOOOO agree. I cannot stand the people that think I want to engage them in small talk. Ride to your damn floor and keep your mouth shut.

Okay, now your post definitely has an air of superiority about it RFDC. Not trying to start anything, but that's honestly how it comes across.

Coming from the dude who has all kinds of bathroom rules people should follow.

That's not even remotely similar.

I think me saying flush the toilet or don't spit in the sink (common sense stuff) is more reasonable than saying, "Don't talk to me in public ever."

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:07 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I think me saying flush the toilet or don't spit in the sink (common sense stuff) is more reasonable than saying, "Don't talk to me in public ever."

I think they said "Don't talk to me in an elevator ever, unless I am drunk." A bit different.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:08 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That's not even remotely similar.

I think me saying flush the toilet or don't spit in the sink (common sense stuff) is more reasonable than saying, "Don't talk to me in public ever."

I don't like small talk from strangers, you don't like people spitting in the sink. We all have our little idiosyncrasies.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:12 pm

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:13 pm

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Personally. I don't care for people who shit in elevators and talk me to at the urinal.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:13 pm

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spmack wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

When a person on the street says good morning to me I clench up a little and think I am trying to be scammed. I don't think it is the same everywhere.

Me too. I try not to look anyone in the face. The same goes for people giving out flyers or trying to get me to switch to Verizon or something.

This is why everybody in the city should wear name tags.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:13 pm

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:14 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

"Don't talk to me in public ever."

I would also say that I don't think what I said means don't ever talk to me in public. I don't mind a friendly greeting on the sidewalk. But there are certain places I just do not want small talk. Standing at the urinal I don't need to hear how cold the water is. Standing in an elevator I don't need to be told how windy it is outside. I just want to do my business and be left alone.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:18 pm

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Woman on Elevator wrote:

So... you ever back into a door knob while wearing a hospital gown? Weird, huh?

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:19 pm

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:25 pm

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Even though I nominated the woman, I'm kinda with IMU on this...I found it to be DB worthy not the opening line of questioning but when it was clear (like after first question when she looked at my wife who had tears welled up in her eyes). I'm sure she felt bad afterward and probably thought to herself, "I'm such a douchebag." or something like that, which is why I thought it was nomination worthy. Hell, I bet after the first line, her mind was probably going "shut up, shut up, shut up!" but her mouth just couldn't quit. Especially because she was situationally aware...she got on the elevator on floor 6, we were coming down from floor 7 which is titled on the wall as "Pediatric oncology."
Hell, I know if I had done what she did that, I'd probably think I'm a douchebag.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The woman I was in the elevator with yesterday

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:27 pm

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Psycory wrote:

I'm kinda with IMU on this...

You just gave my guy a new signature too.

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