If a man feels the need to explain a joke he damn well should have the right to do so.

I have lost the ability to tell the difference between sarcasm, parody, pantomime and reality on this board. I just treat every post under its most hostile possible interpretation and respond accordingly.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I was sad to learn that this particular thread was deleted in the Great CSFMB Purge on 2012.

I still hold firm to my no explanation beliefs...

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Nice post.

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You know me like that.

That guy sucks.

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I dont get it....

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Someone who likes a Smiths song complaining about someone? Stunning.

Last night I dreamt that some message board loved me.

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Interesting, I did not know it was a race either. Thank for the heads up.

I have fallen so out of the loop here, I dont realize if CH is being serious or not.


One thing is for sure: Phil McCracken must be stopped

Catch up. You'll probably be mad at me too...

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I've come to wish Ivan an unhappy birthday
cause he's evil and he lies and if he should die
I may feel slightly sad
But I won't cry...

Bring it on. My followers are legion we cannot be stopped.

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I’m beginning to lose my hearing. Whenever I go out to a noisy restaurant with friends, I can barely hear what they’re saying, and often what I do hear is scatalogical and obscene. Last night, I was sitting at a table with a group of people, when I heard someone say, “fecal shit.” Initially taken aback, I realized, after considering the context of the statement, that the term must have been “fiscal cliff.” Later, in regard to the recent election, I heard another say, “a cock in her mouth,” which I surmised must have been “a lock in the south.” At the end of the evening, a line was quoted from a poem. “Fingering her in her ass” just didn’t sound right. So I asked for a repeat, which turned out to be “lingering in the grass.” I wonder what will happen to me as I grow even older.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Oh, Ivan....you so krazy

I like to picture Sam exactly as the guy in his avatar. It makes his posts better, if that is possible.

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Im about 11 more "fiscal cliffs" away from doing something very crazy.

I cant take it.

The Bloomberg network is worse than Al queda.

Subtle. Not everyone would get this. I do. This is because I have a superior intellect.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Once you see that dark spot under her as a pee spot, you can't unsee it...

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That poor lady gets more post action here than every woman except maybe Taylor Swift.

you forgot the

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@audioidkid

Telegram Sam, you're my main man.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

And so I posted one, it became four and when I fell on the floor I posted more.

I like Ivan. He is non threatning and light skinned...like the CSFMB Sinbad. He could hang out with me in Sauganash and I could introduce him as my Pacific Islander friend.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I always wish these board beefs were like hip hop beef where someone gets shot

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

Thats a squashed person

Look at the hand dangling out behind her

Curious Hair likes me. He knew what he was doing.

There is no more fitting tribute to someone like me than something like this. - Me

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You have to do it with lyrics.


Suddenly
Life has new meaning to me
There's beauty up above
And things we never take notice of
Wake up, and suddenly
Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy IIIIIIII-vannnnnnnnnnn

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

This thread ruptured my spleen. Gotta go.

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