The only exemption is if said guy is excessively aged, and the cap says something salacious, like "Free Mustache Rides" or "Female Booty Inspector." Then it is OK.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'm not trying to enforce any rules. It's an opinion. Overreact much?

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Not answer questions much?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

5950s are the standard-issue hats, not some sort of "ghetto hat." It's just on you to contour it into a proper hat. I have a 5950 and I'm not ghetto.

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I just think grown men wearing ball caps looks childish. It's definitely a double standard, because a hot chick with a ball cap with her ponytail pulled through the back is hot as hell. Go figure.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

25 seems like an arbitrary cutoff. I just turned 26 last week. Am I no longer eligible to wear a hat? I've aged slowly. I could pass for 24!

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As long as you don't wear it backwards.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

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I also hate the flat billed hats. Hopefully it's a trend that will die along w/ the Ed Hardy inspired designs. Just give me a regular old fitted cap.

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That is just how regular fitted hats are shipped so they fit in the boxes better. It is incumbent upon you to curve the brim to your liking!

Keeping the brims flat looks stupid, though, as does keeping the front panels super-rigid. It's like having Dan McNeil's copper pot on your head, except with fancy embroidery.

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I am not a flat brim Guy, those fitted hats are too deep IMO...but anyone who leaves the sticker or tags on looks ridiculous.

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Not as bad of a look as the backwards upside down visor.

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What are your plans for this evening, hmmmmm? Possible Klan meeting in your future?

Maybe not if we were in pre-WWII Germany, but I think here and now the connotation is fairly clear. What's your impression? Ghetto = Schaumburg?

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IMU = ghetto?

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

Hell, I bet IMU considers my humble abode ghetto in comparison to the mecca that is Schaumburg.

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Everyone considers Bridgeport ghetto.

Not Pilsen or Canaryville.

Jerk.

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Touche.

I have heard it as well as others. Beni prefers to use the following phrases:
Nice Lid or Quality lid reduction when someone known receives a haircut.

The authentic baseball hats are fine. Blame the manufacturer and baseball for them being flat these days. The new material they use does not shrink up at all. If you curve it then you end up with enough space from your head to the top to fit a small woodland creature.

The non-team color schemed hats and all the other shit is pretty brutal. And for the fucking love......... do not ever ever ever ask me if I want a mlb 5950 hat embroidered.....yet the guy at the desk does every single time. Who the hell would wear that mess?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Yeah, I forgot all about that. I fear the day my proper wool Cubs cap finally falls apart and I have to put a polyester dome on my head.

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New Era also has stores, so authentic caps can be purchased there for about the same price.

i gotta deny the nomination..... breaking in the bill on a new baseball cap is truly a lost art.

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Imu probably thinks Hanover Park is ghetto.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n3ebuL1cPA

I always spin that one whenever I'm rollin' to Chiggy's for a Streamwood Beef.

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

A Walgreen's, a Shell, a Jiffy Lube, and a bank. None of them burned out or boarded up, to the best of my knowledge. Roll up the windows and hope for the best, I guess.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

What kind of hat does OKC wear?

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