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Curious Hair
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Notre Dame linebacker's dead girlfriend was created by the cousin of Marques Tuiasosopo? Man, I don't know anymore.

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Normally Notre Dame covers up real deaths. They seem to be branching out by creating fake ones.

This home run ball will never land.

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I don't get why he would do this. Does the story mean he plays better? The sympathy vote is that strong when winning collegiate awards? His dad was in on it too apparently. Just dumb.
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Manti's Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
Manti: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.





Manti: [to ND sorority slut] Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Notre Dame linebacker's dead girlfriend was created by the cousin of Marques Tuiasosopo? Man, I don't know anymore.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Normally Notre Dame covers up real deaths. They seem to be branching out by creating fake ones.

This home run ball will never land.


+1, holy shit that made me laugh.
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It really puts all other Heisman Campaign's to shame. Websites? Billboards are child's play.

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Who of us did not have an imaginary girlfriend while we were in college and than create some elaborate scheme about her death to saves themselves from being outed as a homosexual.

Exactly.

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...And the national media bought it hook, line & sinker...or is it really STINKER?
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So will the Bears draft him?
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@KFCBarstool I heard Manziel fucked Te'o's fake girlfriend just for good measure.
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So will the Bears draft him?


That's my thought. He'd be a steal in the 4th/5th round.

Then, he comes out as gay and he's a national hero with the sympathy of what he had to go through to cover it up.

BEARSSS!!!

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It's obvious why he did it.



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So will the Bears draft him?

I doubt it.
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It's obvious why he did it.



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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
So will the Bears draft him?


That's my thought. He'd be a steal in the 4th/5th round.

Then, he comes out as gay and he's a national hero with the sympathy of what he had to go through to cover it up.

BEARSSS!!!



Until deadspin writes an article showing that he is not really gay and his homosexuality was just a made up twitter account.
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Dan said you have to question bringing a guy with this character. So, better or worse than Brandon Marshall? Since when does character matter in the NFL?

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Dan said you have to question bringing a guy with this character. So, better or worse than Brandon Marshall? Since when does character matter in the NFL?

I don't doubt Marshall's ability to have a real dead girlfriend.

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Interesting. I am working on a similar article for CSFMB about this whole Frank getting married thing.

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It's obvious why he did it.



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God dammit .... beat me to it ya prick .... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Seriously though, who's booking this shit?

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Rivals ND message board already deleting story links and topics on their free board. I wonder how long they will try to keep it off for.



Took a look at one thread. They all think Deadspin is like the Weekly World News, none of them believe it, and are reporting the thread for deletion. :lol:

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Normally Notre Dame covers up real deaths. They seem to be branching out by creating fake ones.


One of your best ever, Rick!
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conns7901 wrote:
Rivals ND message board already deleting story links and topics on their free board. I wonder how long they will try to keep it off for.



Took a look at one thread. They all think Deadspin is like the Weekly World News, none of them believe it, and are reporting the thread for deletion. :lol:



AAAAANDDDDD....deleted. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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conns7901 wrote:
Rivals ND message board already deleting story links and topics on their free board. I wonder how long they will try to keep it off for.



Took a look at one thread. They all think Deadspin is like the Weekly World News, none of them believe it, and are reporting the thread for deletion. :lol:



AAAAANDDDDD....deleted. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They didn't delete the thread. They moved it to another message board to hide the fact that it happened.

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redskingreg wrote:
Dan said you have to question bringing a guy with this character. So, better or worse than Brandon Marshall? Since when does character matter in the NFL?

I don't doubt Marshall's ability to have a real dead girlfriend.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Am I a bad guy for never hearing any of this girlfriend stuff during the season?

And Boilermaker Rick at his finest today. :salut:
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Fuck the Heisman. He won Jungle interview of the year at the Clones Choice Awards.



Now looking like school not in on it?
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Too bad he didn't win the Heisman. His Heisman speech could have been awesome.

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Now looking like school not in on it?
They are in on the coverup by claiming Teo told them on Dec 26th he was the victim of a "hoax".

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The VICTIM OF A HOAX? I hope anybody that helped with that statement, and anyone that believes it, gets hit by a runaway bus ... in HD, on live TV.

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WTF kind of dumbass would try and pull this stunt?
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