Some bitch ass snobby girls tried to bully my daughter the first week of Kinnygarden this year at her new school. . . HOWEVER, little did they know she is an avid practitioner of the martial arts.

The biggest girl, who my daughter had said was trying to be catty with her a few days before, came up to my daughter in the bathroom, after my daughter washed her hands, and tried to push her out of the way of the air dryer. . . so, what did my kid do?

She took the arm, of course, just as she was trained to, and then she slammed that punk bitch into the sink using that same arm.

She got in big trouble when the kid told the teacher, but I couldn't have been prouder.

I literally shed a tear of pride.

. . . flash forward: My kid says the other one has been nice to her ever since that day. When I saw her dad a week or so back, he came up to me and said that his kid can't stop talking about my daughter, in a good way - seems as if their little run-in sorted things out.

There was no assault - she merely continued the motion of the assaulting party, thereby setting the opponent off balance and ending the threat at a finite point - with no striking involved - just like she was taught.