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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:31 pm 
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She also included an anecdote that was specific to the couple that they obviously would remember.

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'Lying Lesbian Waiter' was the B-side to Dylan's "Hurricane".

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When she says "that's not my handwriting" it screams of her knowing what the plan was and just not being the one who wrote it.


Itll be interesting to see when it comes out


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A manager and the restaurant owner insisted they had the original ticket for the $93.55 charge, but would not produce the receipt for NBC 4 New York and could not explain why the family's credit card was charged for more.


If you can't decisively figure out who's full of shit and who's not from that alone, you're not being objective.

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I think the couple is worried about the backlash and right now is holding their finger in the dyke.

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Don Tiny wrote:
'Lying Lesbian Waiter' was the B-side to Dylan's "Hurricane".


Here comes the story of a lesbian....

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Don Tiny wrote:
'Lying Lesbian Waiter' was the B-side to Dylan's "Hurricane".


Here comes the story of a lesbian....

The woman the patrons attacked with a pen...

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Chus wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
'Lying Lesbian Waiter' was the B-side to Dylan's "Hurricane".


Here comes the story of a lesbian....

The woman the patrons attacked with a pen...


They said they never could approve...

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Chus wrote:
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Chus wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
'Lying Lesbian Waiter' was the B-side to Dylan's "Hurricane".


Here comes the story of a lesbian....

The woman the patrons attacked with a pen...


They said they never could approve...

Because her tongue was in lady-goove!

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these goddamn receipt stories are nauseating. who. fucking. cares? are you that narcissistic that you have to fucking make a national story out of your waiting or customer experience at tgi friday's?

"going viral" is fastly approaching "vitriol" status.


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these goddamn receipt stories are nauseating. who. fucking. cares? are you that narcissistic that you have to fucking make a national story out of your waiting or customer experience at tgi friday's?

"going viral" is fastly approaching "vitriol" status.


She probably will be on GMA,Katie Couric & The View. When her 7 minutes are up (down from 15),she will pose nude in Esquire or something.

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Darkside wrote:
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Here comes the story of a lesbian....

The woman the patrons attacked with a pen...


They said they never could approve...

Because her tongue was in lady-goove!


I love all yer suits. :lol:

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Who used to play the Lesbian Seagull song all the time? Was that Steve & Garry?

Probably wasn't Roy Leonard.

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Who used to play the Lesbian Seagull song all the time? Was that Steve & Garry?

Probably wasn't Roy Leonard.


Yes, it was not Roy Leonard.

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But if Roy Leonard were not the walking undead he might have.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Who used to play the Lesbian Seagull song all the time? Was that Steve & Garry?

Probably wasn't Roy Leonard.
Yes it was Steve and Garry

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:?

That one belongs in the fake band name thread.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Who used to play the Lesbian Seagull song all the time? Was that Steve & Garry?

Probably wasn't Roy Leonard.
Yes it was Steve and Garry


I think the hippie teacher in Beavis & Butt-head used to sing it, too.


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This doesn't get any better for her:


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/06/wo ... ew-jersey/

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This doesn't get any better for her:


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/06/wo ... ew-jersey/

:lol: :lol:

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Think she might start racking up those legal fee's now :lol:

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So when is she getting a job at Katie's? :drunken:

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I just wonder what was going thru her head when she thought of this grand scheme. I mean how could she has possibly thought that this would end well for her?

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I just wonder what was going thru her head when she thought of this grand scheme. I mean how could she has possibly thought that this would end well for her?

Pathological liars never stop. The article Hawger posted was really something. She probably doesn't care, and loves the attention,

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I just wonder what was going thru her head when she thought of this grand scheme. I mean how could she has possibly thought that this would end well for her?

Pathological liars never stop. The article Hawger posted was really something. She probably doesn't care, and loves the attention,


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I just wonder what was going thru her head when she thought of this grand scheme. I mean how could she has possibly thought that this would end well for her?

I'm thinking the whole process of thinking is something she has never known. I really don't hate a lot of people in this world, but people like her go right to the top of the page.

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And if you said that to her, it would automatically be because she is a carpet muncher and not because she appears to be a deplorable human being.

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And if you said that to her, it would automatically be because she is a carpet muncher and not because she appears to be a deplorable human being.


she's probably lying about being a lesbian too


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And if you said that to her, it would automatically be because she is a carpet muncher and not because she appears to be a deplorable human being.


she's probably lying about being a lesbian too

Not that there is anything wrong with that

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