He wears them when he's biking down the stairs

That sucks, JORR, hoping for the best. Seems partial tears of tendon anchors are often worse than complete- not bad enough to fix immediately, but more painful and the failure potential is still out there.

At least your moderately good physical condition should help recover faster no matter what the remedy.

if only you had not been forced into wearing the pink stiletto biking shoes to match riding your wife's bicycle!

Are you going to be able to gyrate on stage Friday or is the show over?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

We had to cancel. I can hardly stand. Although my knee seems somewhat better this morning.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Isn't that because the swelling stabilizes things a bit?

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I guess you won't be covering Mellencamp's You Got to Stand for Somethin'.

Sorry to hear that JORR. Sounded awful. Hope you feel better.

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You know me like that.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Sorry JORR.

I blame COVID.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I wonder if one of JORR's Strava rivals greased the landing knowing he would likely be incapacitated as a result.

The world of passive-aggressive faux-recreational bike riding just got interesting.

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I'll wait to blame COVID policy when I can't schedule surgery for a month.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

NOTE: At first I posted this with my email address visible. But I decided I better redact it. I'm not too concerned about hiding my identity but I saw one of those bots "perusing" the forums and I didn't want my mailbox flooded with ads for Cheap Chinese Jerseys.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I could do guest lead vocals for a night. It doesn't appear you need to know any words to the songs or have singing ability so I should be a good fit

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The plot thickens.

A CFMB posse needs to pay a visit to Schaefer's house tonight.

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Those look like significant brakes.

How fast can you get a Knee Rover going?

JORR, maybe as you recover you can get into competitive Knee Rover Racing.

KRR - WIN DR. KEN'S MONEY....

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You know me like that.

I'd hobble over and pay to see that!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

keep honking i'm reloading.

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"...I wanna have sex...with a Polish chef!"

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Be very careful about getting blood clots from inactivity and a torn up knee. #Xareltoforlife

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Joey Ramone would have snorted a few lines and made the gig.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sid Vicious would have kept the gig scheduled and OD's on heroin before even arriving to the club.

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ladies and gentlemen, we're going to do something a little different from our norm tonight as Hazardous Youth BECOMES Billy Joel!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"don't go changin..."

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We strictly do 80s Joel music, sir.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.