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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:47 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why would you feed your dog blue buffalo? If I'm gonna feed my husky buffalo meat, I'm not giving her a smurf buffalo.

They say buffalo has less fat, but you eat more of it.

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Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:48 pm

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Chus wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why would you feed your dog blue buffalo? If I'm gonna feed my husky buffalo meat, I'm not giving her a smurf buffalo.

They say buffalo has less fat, but you eat more of it.

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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Oh, uh Jack Gordon.
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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?
Clarice Starling: Yeah she was a big girl, sir.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yeah, I may've... no I read about her in the newspaper. Um, Mrs. Lippman had a son though, maybe he could help you. I got his card in here someplace. Do you wanna come in while I look for it?

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Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:51 pm

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Dogs will also eat their own feces if they're undernourished. I'll have to see if undernourished falls under the r.etard. Label.

We serve up Taste of the Wild grain free. It probably qualifies me for DB status based on the thread title. It has a lower caloric amount per cup, is healthier, and doesn't have as much filler. If you look at the package on most mainstream brands, it's basically like fast food for dogs. It also makes them fart like Don Tiny on Wrestlemania Sunday. We have a breed that is prone to weight issues, so it makes sense for us.

I find people that only feed their dogs "people food" to be far more DB worthy.

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Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:53 pm

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312player wrote:

Darkside doestknow shit about dogs..stick your Google search up your ass!
I have owned dogs my whole life, trained a dozen in pp n sch1 and 2 n never had one eat shit.
Stick to condensors n air handlers asshole.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:53 pm

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Frank fed my cat fried chicken once and the cat barfed.

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312player

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:03 pm

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Drop in, dogs ate "human food"for 10k plus years..wtf are you talking about?

Dark side..the cat puked from grease not chicken.

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Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:15 pm

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With these douchebag threads would one say Darkside is "trolling"?

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Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:34 pm

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312player wrote:

Drop in, dogs ate "human food"for 10k plus years..wtf are you talking about?

Dark side..the cat puked from grease not chicken.

I'm talking about people who say they will only feed their dog human food. The people with animals that are usually twice the size they should be, usually owned by people that are twice the size they should be.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:29 pm

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312player wrote:

Dark side..the cat puked from grease not chicken.

It was mostly Frank's fault.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:48 pm

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Darkside wrote:

312player wrote:

Blue buff n that wilderness food with wolfon irate best kibble available ..I feed mosly raw, but supplement 4health or diamond no grain.

What?

Can anyone translate this please?

I can read it just fine.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:53 pm

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Rah wants a dog. I'm doing my best to talk her out of it...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:54 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Rah wants a dog. I'm doing my best to talk her out of it...

Tell her they'll make her work clothes smell.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:57 pm

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I can vouch that I've been around two dogs of different species with two different, unrelated owners. Both dogs did eat their own feces on occasion. I'd suggest it's a safe bet that some dogs do it.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:59 pm

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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:00 pm

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Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:00 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:01 pm

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the only answer is "No" at this point.

the dog i want requires more effort and space than my current environs.
the dog she wants is a dog.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:01 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

Your making him sad, disoriented and confused.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:02 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

the dog i want requires more effort and space than my current environs.

Well, good luck with that...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:02 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

the only answer is "No" at this point.

the dog i want requires more effort and space than my current environs.
the dog she wants is a dog.

Most dogs are dogs dude, except corgis, which are wolves.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:05 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

you're a bully

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:06 pm

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Why did you feel the need to reply to that post twice in two different ways?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:07 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Why did you feel the need to reply to that post twice in two different ways?

there you go again.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:12 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Why did you feel the need to reply to that post twice in two different ways?

there you go again.

I can't help it I guess.

Wait, let me put that into 312player speak for him...

i can.'t help. it I. Guess?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:14 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

you're a bully

At least he's not mentally unstable.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:15 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Why did you feel the need to reply to that post twice in two different ways?

there you go again.

I can't help it I guess.

Wait, let me put that into 312player speak for him...

i can.'t help. it I. Guess?

does bullying peeple around make you feel like a big man?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:16 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

you're a bully

At least he's not mentally unstable.

i dont think 312playa; is unstable

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:17 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Why did you feel the need to reply to that post twice in two different ways?

there you go again.

I can't help it I guess.

Wait, let me put that into 312player speak for him...

i can.'t help. it I. Guess?

does bullying peeple around make you feel like a big man?

No. Being a big man makes me feel like a big man. It's nice to be a big man. I like it.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:18 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Fellas, real talk, what's with all the 312Player hate?

HATE? What? I love the little crazy bastard.

you're a bully

At least he's not mentally unstable.

Speak for yourself, homey.

Oh... wait... you did. :lol:

Just kidding, I am mentally unstable. Just wait until my good happy wears off and I GET ALL FUCKING MAD!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who only feed their dog organic doog food

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:19 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

i dont think 312playa; is unstable

Well, read his posts and see if you change your mind.

For the record, I don't think he's unstable. I think he's having a stroke.

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