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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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This is a feature, not a bug.

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Just because many of the people on this board are probably fat and grossly out of shape, doesn't mean I have to be. Last race of the year is coming up and then the Commitment Day 5K at Lifetime on January 1st starts the new year. I got 3rd place in my age category in that race last year. One of 2 races I placed top 3 in. This stuff is all verifiable online guys. My name and race times are all on record. You can't fake that stuff. Or do you think I hired someone to run all those races for me and then give me the bibs afterwards?

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Post the link to your results on there.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Looks a bit like an obstacle in a mud race, except the gate would be much higher and the dirt before the water would all be mud.

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I could buy a gold medal off of Ebay, and tell everybody that I won the high hurdles in Rio.

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If I knew how to do that, I might. I don't. But feel free to look it up. Spartan races were only here one weekend last year, same for battlefrog. The Big Ten Network 10K, Hot Chocolate 15K, all of them are easy to look up. I'm sure someone has already done it. But verifying that I have done them would be of no satisfaction, so I don't expect to see confirmation anytime soon. But if you want to bet, I'll be happy to bring my bibs and my computer and go to the various sites and verify it.

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I mean, that would pretty much clear it all up, no?

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If you don't know how to check your scores on the internet why would you think I would?

Either post the link or we won't believe you.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Or how do you even know they are there?

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You know me like that.

I looked.

Elmhurst Steve shows no results.

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I said Ortiz was his ceiling

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GO BEARS!!!

Yeah, but it wouldn't be documented that you won it. And I'm not claiming that I have broken any records or anything. The best I did last year was a 2nd place in my age category, which was nowhere near the top finishing times. but I did complete Spartan, Battlefrog and Tough Mudder races and I will complete a Spartan Trifecta in 2017.

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You don't get scores. Your race TIME is listed.

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Nice deflection attempt.

How should I verify your times if you don't even know how?

Post the link or we won't believe you.

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You know me like that.

I did the Spartan Trifecta in 2016. I got first place.

Don't believe me. Look it up!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's a nice ceiling. I think he's capable of it though......if he can stay healthy.

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The trifecta is not a race. It's a series of three races. The Sprint, The Spartan Super and the Spartan Beast. The distances get longer and there are more obstacles with each progression.

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I got first. Look it up!

You want some advice?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Did. Not. Happen.

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There should still be a results page for the 2016 race at Marsailles, but the Battlefrog races are now defunked. It was a race inspired by the Navy Seals based on their obstacle course used in training. It was 5 miles with a couple dozen obstacles to overcome. Unfortunately, they had a bunch of lawsuits based on some of the courses causing a lot of injuries and they folded. My number for that race was 2986.

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My number was 1, as in first place.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's true. I saw BRick win. I didn't see Elmhurst Steve anywhere.

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It's true. I saw BRick win. I didn't see Elmhurst Steve anywhere.

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Looked up Hot Chocolate 15K. No Elmhurst Steve there either.

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Oh yeah...fat and out of shape....check this out mothafuckah

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Maybe you aren't looking up the right group. He could have competed with seniors, or perhaps women.

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I found the website ...

http://www.liarsteveswebsite.com/

(works as well as the "painter" version)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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