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I've not seen Andre 3000 put on many top lists but...it is sorta hard to argue. He had some killer verses. And whatever Hey Ya is.

Big Pun though? Weak.

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Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.

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Memory Lane is his best song. Just perfection.


Not even the best one on the Illmatic album

Let's have a 5 page back and forth debating it.

To me, it's the best. The beat from Premier and the lyrics combine to make the perfect song.


Won't take that long.

I will take New York State of Mind (also a Primo beat) over Memory Lane anyday. Though I do prefer the Jazz loops. A lot of producers were doing that in the early 90's however. Life's A Bitch is better also. It Ain't Hard to Tell I will roll with over Memory Lane too.

Probably 4th best song.

Life's a Bitch gets disqualified in my book because AZ stole it. Its his.

The whole album is brilliant.


Oh yeah. First one to ever get 5 mics in the Source. His problem was always trying to find a way to duplicate it. He never quite could but he did find a way to remain relevant over the years

Has anyone ever told you how smart you are at the rap history fat-chewing game?

I'm fucking impressed, dude.

I'm not joking.























































Okay. . . Check that - I'm joking. :rabbit:

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In the Discord.


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Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.



You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

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I've not seen Andre 3000 put on many top lists but...it is sorta hard to argue. He had some killer verses. And whatever Hey Ya is.

Big Pun though? Weak.

Big Pun is crazy awesome. Cut short by the fact that he was obese before it was cool, but still.

Capital Punishment is an all time great album.
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Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.


You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
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Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.


You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.


You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Something tells me that there was one left in the chamber. The thought of 3 minutes no cover up would have left your scary ass with a permanent case of diarrhea you two bit message board asshole.

Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.


You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!


Obviously I strive for your approval about as much as Tibetan Monk strives for sex. If the adulation of noted board bloviators such as yourself was actually what I craved I would have retired a long time ago. I value your opinion about as much as I would a doorstop. I could care less about self anointed board magistrates such as yourself. Your words are about as potent as a shot of Amaretto Sour.

You are merely one in a long line of message board relics who clamors for the halcyon days of a past not as glorious as you would like us non participants to ever believe. I know you fashion yourself as a sort message board impresario, but in actuality your abilities as a conductor are about as impressive as your average funeral director.

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Looks like the Pathro-LTG dance is gonna be the new thing.

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Panther is a fucking master at the dance.

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:lol: Panther taking ltg to the woodshed. This is something.

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We're gonna need a new roped off section like politics for this cage match.


I bet Monks want sex even if it is akin to the desires of a Catholic Priest. But I am willing to entertain opinions to the contrary.

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
Um, maybe stop chewing coffee beans for a second and use a comma, Biff.

. . . I picture you smirking with the self-righteous pride of a little league pitcher's dad as you zealously dictate these crafty, uniquely thought-out, yet grammatically inept zingers into your phone.


You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!


Obviously I strive for your approval about as much as Tibetan Monk strives for sex. If the adulation of noted board bloviators such as yourself was actually what I craved I would have retired a long time ago. I value your opinion about as much as I would a doorstop. I could care less about self anointed board magistrates such as yourself. Your words are about as potent as a shot of Amaretto Sour.

You are merely one in a long line of message board relics who clamors for the halcyon days of a past not as glorious as you would like us non participants to ever believe. I know you fashion yourself as a sort message board impresario, but in actuality your abilities as a conductor are about as impressive as your average funeral director.

Losing

Touch

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You will be getting an extra $.10 in your lunchbox tomorrow morning for "halcyon", by the way.

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Well I gave Pather the heads up he was giving you and I shit.

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:lol: Panther taking ltg to the woodshed. This is something.


Your opinion has about as much validity as a vote tally conducted by The Soviet Union's Communist Party. This is intellectual recess. Your typical train of thought is merely intellectual abscess.

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
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long time guy wrote:
You think your Mr. Incognito routine is something that delights the masses. Truth be told the use of an army knife to fend off a firing squad has more impact than your silly ass.

I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!


Obviously I strive for your approval about as much as Tibetan Monk strives for sex. If the adulation of noted board bloviators such as yourself was actually what I craved I would have retired a long time ago. I value your opinion about as much as I would a doorstop. I could care less about self anointed board magistrates such as yourself. Your words are about as potent as a shot of Amaretto Sour.

You are merely one in a long line of message board relics who clamors for the halcyon days of a past not as glorious as you would like us non participants to ever believe. I know you fashion yourself as a sort message board impresario, but in actuality your abilities as a conductor are about as impressive as your average funeral director.

Losing

Touch

Gracefully


You will be getting an extra $.10 in your lunchbox tomorrow morning for "halcyon", by the way.



Yeah and your Man-e-Faces act is about as fresh and original as a pair of Oshkosh overalls.

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Does LTG's GZA'm (yes, he is the American Rap Factotum) really taste like brussels sprouts, D?

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Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
I'm glad you called it that.

That will be who I am now around here.

Got it, fellas? I'm "Mr. Incognito" now. Everyone but this guy can call me "Cogs". You still have to call me "Sir", though.


One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!


Obviously I strive for your approval about as much as Tibetan Monk strives for sex. If the adulation of noted board bloviators such as yourself was actually what I craved I would have retired a long time ago. I value your opinion about as much as I would a doorstop. I could care less about self anointed board magistrates such as yourself. Your words are about as potent as a shot of Amaretto Sour.

You are merely one in a long line of message board relics who clamors for the halcyon days of a past not as glorious as you would like us non participants to ever believe. I know you fashion yourself as a sort message board impresario, but in actuality your abilities as a conductor are about as impressive as your average funeral director.

Losing

Touch

Gracefully

You will be getting an extra $.10 in your lunchbox tomorrow morning for "halcyon", by the way.


Yeah and your Man-e-Faces act is about as fresh and original as a pair of Oshkosh overalls.

My grandma is going to kick you out of her book club if you keep it up with the weak wordings and suffering similes.

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Does LTG's GZA'm (yes, he is the American Rap Factotum) really taste like brussels sprouts, D?



Maybe I should ask your bootlickers that about your paws. I am sorry that you are about as Nouvo Chic as one of McNeil's North Dallas Forty references. To quote Silk tha Shocker "It Ain't My Fault". Such is the life of a guy who has lived most of his life in towns which lack indoor plumbing

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Panther pislA wrote:
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One of the worst songs Q-Tip every made. "Sir"? Please. That would imply that I actually respect you. Your average neighborhood snitch commands more respect than you. Your run of the mill paraplegic is more stand up than you. You are about as integral to the organization as the donation of a quartz watch would be to a pawn shop.

Your geniusness is amazing. Please invest my ignorant soul more deeply to the tune of your all-encompassing 90's Urban Top 40 metaphors. . . bathe me willingly in additional glorious tomes bearing occasional wordtrinkets of multi-syllabic Reader's Digest-approved complication.

The day will soon come when the gentry here will endow you with the weary accession that you are indeed as complex and pivotal an opinionator as you think you are!


Obviously I strive for your approval about as much as Tibetan Monk strives for sex. If the adulation of noted board bloviators such as yourself was actually what I craved I would have retired a long time ago. I value your opinion about as much as I would a doorstop. I could care less about self anointed board magistrates such as yourself. Your words are about as potent as a shot of Amaretto Sour.

You are merely one in a long line of message board relics who clamors for the halcyon days of a past not as glorious as you would like us non participants to ever believe. I know you fashion yourself as a sort message board impresario, but in actuality your abilities as a conductor are about as impressive as your average funeral director.

Losing

Touch

Gracefully

You will be getting an extra $.10 in your lunchbox tomorrow morning for "halcyon", by the way.


Yeah and your Man-e-Faces act is about as fresh and original as a pair of Oshkosh overalls.

My grandma is going to kick you out of her book club if you keep it up with the weak wordings and suffering similes.


Are supposed to pass for what's witty around here? A conversation with Ron Harper would produce more glibness. I'm done. Finite. Next time don't send a test dummy out to your silly ass message board hit jobs.

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We're gonna need a new roped off section like politics for this cage match.


I bet Monks want sex even if it is akin to the desires of a Catholic Priest. But I am willing to entertain opinions to the contrary.

If a tree falls in a forest, did anyone see it? I mean, did it really fall?
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Who is the best rapper(s) after Eminem that can crack the top 5, which is (debatable) Nas, Pac, Biggie, Eminem, Jay Z. Is it really Kanye? I don't like him.


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Bagels wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Who is the best rapper(s) after Eminem that can crack the top 5, which is (debatable) Nas, Pac, Biggie, Eminem, Jay Z. Is it really Kanye? I don't like him.


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RFDC wrote:
Bagels wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Who is the best rapper(s) after Eminem that can crack the top 5, which is (debatable) Nas, Pac, Biggie, Eminem, Jay Z. Is it really Kanye? I don't like him.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I forgot about that...nicely played :lol:

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