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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

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Soccer participants get their rest writhing on the grass after jogging 20 yards, then flopping.


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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

I guess that you don't know the meaning of "average" as you move the goalposts and evade the question you illogically brought up.

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And it's completely asinine to talk about average NFL player speed when fully a third to half of the league are linemen and special teams specialists.

Maybe you didn't know that. :lol:

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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.

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https://soccerknowledgehub.com/soccer-players-faster-than-american-football-players/


https://pro.statsports.com/how-do-nfl-s ... s-fastest/

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.



That's dumb. It's like if we were comparing strength and I said, "Well basketball players are bigger. They better be stronger in their sport."

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Brick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.



That's dumb. It's like if we were comparing strength and I said, "Well basketball players are bigger. They better be stronger in their sport."

That would be true too. It's also why one attribute like speed or strength doesn't really matter.

Every soccer player should be faster than a 300 lb lineman.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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veganfan21 wrote:
https://soccerknowledgehub.com/soccer-players-faster-than-american-football-players/


https://pro.statsports.com/how-do-nfl-s ... rs-fastest

Wait, they compared the weird little soccer guy and a padded Leonard Fournette? Or threw in a mention of Jalen Waddle while completely ignoring his inarguably faster teammate Tyreek Hill.

Typical soccer bullshit and completely ignoring common sense. But, but he can kick a ball in a game where scoring and action is a complete non factor. Just like the crap that Americans soccer fans have been spewing for 50 years. Excellent only on the women's side.

What's next, more silly blather over (Edit: lacrosse), pickle ball?
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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
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Charlie Hough is the best athelete ever



Wilbur Wood young man.

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Brick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Brick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.



That's dumb. It's like if we were comparing strength and I said, "Well basketball players are bigger. They better be stronger in their sport."

That would be true too. It's also why one attribute like speed or strength doesn't really matter.

Every soccer player should be faster than a 300 lb lineman.



I guess we need to decide how to weight the components of athleticism. Me, I'm going with the fast, relatively strong guy with low body fat and extreme coordination. But I can understand why some prefer the fat roided behemoth who needs oxygen after running 40 yards.

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Charlie Hough is the best athelete ever



Wilbur Wood young man.

Pitched both ends of a double header once.


What? No love for John Kruk? Shameful.

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Regular Reader wrote:
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Charlie Hough is the best athelete ever



Wilbur Wood young man.

Pitched both ends of a double header once.


What? No love for John Kruk? Shameful.


No love for a guy who starts every count with 1 ball.

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And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.



That's dumb. It's like if we were comparing strength and I said, "Well basketball players are bigger. They better be stronger in their sport."

That would be true too. It's also why one attribute like speed or strength doesn't really matter.

Every soccer player should be faster than a 300 lb lineman.



I guess we need to decide how to weight the components of athleticism. Me, I'm going with the fast, realtively strong guy with low body fat and extreme coordination. But I can understand why some prefer the fat roided behemoth who needs oxygen after running 40 yards.

No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.

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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.

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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.


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I can accept that the top 1% of athletes are basketball players.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.


Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I can accept that the top 1% of athletes are basketball players.


Maybe, but the average soccer player is a better athlete than the average basketball player.

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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.


I don’t want to get in the middle of this, but would like some love for boxers. Anyone who just goes through a shadow boxing exercise for three minutes usually ends up barfing. Now do that for 10-12 rounds and have some other dude punch you in the face.


I mean, that’s something else.

And not for nothing, Jim Murray always said jockeys are the best athletes because they have the biggest physical disadvantage. If Jim Murray says something, One Post believes it. :salut:


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Brick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Brick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
And since you don't know much about football, you clearly don't understand that there are several NFL players that actually have world class speed for something other than crying after the joke flops that dominate their little game.



The average soccer player is faster than the average NFL player. Even if you limit it to the "skill positions." I know that. I guess you didn't. Surprising since you know so much about football.

Well they are all small and not wearing pads and helmets. They better be faster in their sport.



That's dumb. It's like if we were comparing strength and I said, "Well basketball players are bigger. They better be stronger in their sport."

That would be true too. It's also why one attribute like speed or strength doesn't really matter.

Every soccer player should be faster than a 300 lb lineman.



Your wrong about soccer players all being small. And they also are above average physically in strength and speed and endurance. The one thing that I do hate about soccer is the faking of injuries that they do. I can say the same thing about the flopping in the NBA. I wish that both of those sports punish the divers or floppers when they do that crap maybe they should do what hockey does and put in a penalty box and make the faking team play short handed for a couple of minutes?

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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.


I don’t want to get in the middle of this, but would like some love for boxers. Anyone who just goes through a shadow boxing exercise for three minutes usually ends up barfing. Now do that for 10-12 rounds and have some other dude punch you in the face.


I mean, that’s something else.

And not for nothing, Jim Murray always said jockeys are the best athletes because they have the biggest physical disadvantage. If Jim Murray says something, One Post believes it. :salut:


You're right about both boxers and jockeys. If you ever wanted to really feel the strength of a man, shake hands with either a jockey or a boxer. Their hands, wrists, and arms are incredibly strong.

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No one seems to think NFL players are the best in the world though.


Some do. But most think soccer players are and they're correct.


I don’t want to get in the middle of this, but would like some love for boxers. Anyone who just goes through a shadow boxing exercise for three minutes usually ends up barfing. Now do that for 10-12 rounds and have some other dude punch you in the face.


I mean, that’s something else.

And not for nothing, Jim Murray always said jockeys are the best athletes because they have the biggest physical disadvantage. If Jim Murray says something, One Post believes it. :salut:


You're right about both boxers and jockeys. If you ever wanted to really feel the strength of a man, shake hands with either a jockey or a boxer. Their hands, wrists, and arms are incredibly strong.

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