Keep stealing my FB statuses, and I will de-friend you.

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-- source

I've noticd that the peepl I hav the hardest time getting along with are usually jealous of my awsomeness. Here's sum prozac, now get a life. Ooooh, ur alredy on prozac, my bad


I used to work with this guy at Giordano's. I should mention that he was once arrested for attempting to chop down a telephone pole with an axe.

Note to self... don't get food from Giordano's again.

Oh no he was fired many many years ago. One of the legitimately craziest people I've ever encountered.

Ironically, he was a great server

I think I know this guy. Did he attempt this in Oak Forest?

He was so fantastic that when he quit, his team replaced him with a guy who had never done the job before and they played for the NL Championship or World Series every year.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

who in their right mind posts something like this?!?!

To all my friends and family,
I would like to apologize for the hurt and embarrassment I have brought upon you. I would like to apologize for the absence of my husband in his business in xxxxxxxx. I have lied and lead people on for the last year of my life. I have made it extremely difficult for my husband to work in his business because of my actions. It started with a small lie about conversations with my ex husband who I blamed on a mutual friend. I am sorry for involving you in my own web of lies. My husband "celebrated" his 40th birthday on October 9, he also was suffering for kidney stones as well as a critically sick grandmother who raised him as her own son. I had lied to my husband about my love and commitment to him and our marriage. He discovered through a friend that I had cheated on him, with one of his employees, in his place of business. My lack of respect for my husband and our vows, has now made it that he can no longer return to the shop with out the feeling of disgust. I know there has been rumors of why his shop isn't open as it used to be. This blame falls completely on me, as he was man who simply loved his wife and had no knowledge of her adultery. This has been more than my husband can bear and it has been reflected in his major weight loss. My husband's employee, who is also married, is a drug addict. I was so naive that I did not realize he worn dentures to coverup his drug addiction. I have exposed my family to a world of hurt and disease now. My husband was simply trying to give me time and space out of the house. In return for my husbands thoughtfulness, I stabbed a knife in his back when I performed oral sex on this man. I encourage you to not turn your head away when you see my husband, for he has done no wrong in this. Instead, turn from me or give me your disgusted looks as this is a total reflection of who I am as a person, and what I was not to my husband.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

She just wants someone to tell her she's brave for posting something like that. To set her straight, just call her a whore.

Respond "tl;dr"

I thought about asking if she was good at oral sex

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

What an apology.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sounds more like her husband logged into her facebook account and went to town.

I would hope he wasn't that stupid. It doesn't make him look good at all.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

That's some truly depressing shit right there. I hope to Christ they don't have kids.

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Sadly, yes they have 3 kids.

And the goodness continues.

Husband posts on her thread--

actually she only posted this because I couldnt handle the deceit any more. She was hiding this from me until I found out on my own...My friend showed me naked pictures she sent via text to this crack head... I was smart enough to interrogate her and get her to admit to what she did. I told her I already confronted him and he told me his story, now I wanted to hear her side of it and see how they matched up....funny thing is I never talked to him at all....got her to confess to almost everything....then I confronted the asshole myself and found out a little more that xxxxxx still decided to hide from me. Also she was ready to give up fighting for our marriage within two weeks of me finding out. I started looking for an apartment for myself and she tried to overdose on pills when she found out. I forced her head down and scooped the pills out of her mouth before she could swallow them...only thing I can think about that is that I still cared enough to save her life. That is the incident that prompted her to confess publicly. Everyone can hate me if they want, but I am not like her. I will not bottle things up and hide them. Only cowards do that. It continuously got worse even though I explained how much I loved her from the day I met her. I hate to drag her through the mud....but she is not my wife, not the woman I married. I don't know this person. Our only hope is for me to learn who she is now and move forward from their.

And then a few posts later the wife posts this:

Please stop commending me for posting this. It was a requirement in order for us to move forward. People needed to know the kind of person I am, do not commend me for anything. I had no interest in confessing this to anyone, i had planned to hide it as long as I could from everyone including my husband.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yeah. Kinda does.

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If anyone plans on getting divorced they should delete the shit out of their facebook account. So. Much. Madness.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

After the guy who murdered his wife and posted a photo of her on facebook, RFDC's post is probably the 2nd most disturbing thing I have read on there.

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+1 That was a pretty uncomfortable read from both parties. Why would you do that to yourself?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Unwarranted reach around.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This is the best article I have ever read on Facebook behavior.

7 Ways to Be Insufferable on Facebook

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Good for a laugh this morning. People never cease to amaze me

OMG I freaking swear the next motherfucker(sorry) makes a comment about me wearing pajama bottoms down to Casey's is gonna get a freaking eye and ear full. I'm not joking next time I'm just gonna drop my drawers, and say "Well MF would you trade me your jeans for this?" "I will trade you this 90% coverage of psoriasis for your jeans and do your job twice a week anytime bitch!" Oh and FYI "NO IT'S NOT AS NICE AS 1 WOULD THINK TO HAVE TO(or get to in your mind) WEAR PAJAMAS EVERYDAY!" Or if you wouldn't mind paying the $800 a shot I would go for that too...BUT please note that's 2 shots a week for 2 months then it drops back to 1 a week. Or why not go for the good stuff. It's just $17,500 a year, and that's just my co-pay...hmmm $845 a month disability x 12 months I think I'm a little short...OK sorry for the rant here on FB, but I figured it was better than being barred from Casey's and needing bail $$!!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

They banned and arrested someone for wearing pajama bottoms?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Pajamas are pretty formal for a place like Casey's

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I bet she was wearing shower shoes too

it is a guy

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yeah, wouldn't want to mess up the Crocs.

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