Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

She's a liar

A photograph of Amber Heard smiling with friends hours after her now estranged husband Johnny Depp allegedly launched an iPhone at her face has emerged, but was deleted before she appeared in court filing for a domestic violence restraining order.

...sources connected to Depp have told TMZ Amber is lying and point to Instagram where Heard was tagged in a picture with Amanda de Cadenet and model Amber Valletta at de Cadenet's birthday party on Sunday, the day after he allegedly attacked her.

Last Saturday, during a heated row, Heard said an 'inebriated and high' Depp had grabbed her cellphone, 'wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher and threw the cell phone at me striking my cheek and eye with great force,' the court filing states.

But police officers found 'no evidence of any crime’, despite Heard appearing bruised in a picture she claims was taken after the alleged attack.

Another lying whore.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Would.

early, 21 Jump Street Depp? Pirates of the Caribbean Depp? early middle period Depp, Scissorhands,Gilbert Grape?

'Ed Wood' Johnny Depp in an angora sweater, wig, skirt and heels?

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Fear and Loathing

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.

And you'll need the cocaine.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

My girlfriend, Bingo, and I have known Johnny Depp for a few years now. We have watched Amber Heard f— with him at his weakest — or watched him at his weakest from being f—ed with — for the entire time we’ve known him.
And we didn’t say s—.
Because he’s Johnny Depp.
And we didn’t want to be thrown out of the circle for saying that The Emperor was being Stripped of His Clothes.

I'll name-drop now. Johnny Depp is my friend.

But any one of my friends will tell you I always call them out on bullshit. Abusing women is bullshit. Johnny doesn't abuse anyone. And he told me that day ahead of time that she'd pull some kind of shit like this.

Johnny Depp got used, manipulated, set-up and made to look like an asshole. And he saw it coming and didn't or couldn't do anything to stop it.

He may never talk to me again for saying it but I'd never forgive myself for not coming to his defense out of fear or ego.


I stand up for my friends and I tell the fucking truth.

Doug Stanhope and his girl Bingo are pals with Johnny Depp?

Stanhope was at Depp and Heard's place that day, and Stanhope thinks Heard is out to blackmail Depp.


http://www.dougstanhope.com/journal/201 ... ds-fail-me

I think Johnny Depp is a fiarly decent actor, but he's usually in movies I find to be awful.

The first Pirates of the Caribbean was good. Donnie Brasco was really good. Outside of that he's been in a lot of hot garbage.

Banana Splits moving the meters around here recently ...

Acid is a helluva drug.

I once attended a Cub game while sitting on my friend's couch.

Good trips are good.

Don't encourage this bunch around here. Did you SEE the ongoing May Meltdown?!?

For all you young posters out there.... don't do drugs and post at the same time.