Jbi11s wrote:
We've got a runaway favorite in the polling.
Thanks for bringing this back, sir.
Thanks for bringing this back, sir.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls chained to furnaces, welcome once again, to the new Chicago Fanatics Douchebag of the Week poll! <mild applause> . Now it's been a long time since we last chatted here. Many interesting things have happened. MANY! <light boos>. Stifle it, Edith, this is a good thing! We all have a new home, and the it's... a bit more stable around here. Anyway, let us go over how this works a bit. Sort of a refresher course. Each week, you will nominate your douchebags. Based on a proprietary formula known only to me, I will choose several of the nominations to include in the week's poll. The poll will most likely appear on Saturday nights. Unless, like stuff. Stuff. <light boos> Hey chill out fuckers I'm trying here. Moving on... every 13 weeks, the weeks winners will face off in a quarterfinal. The top two douchebags move on to the final at the end of the douchebag fiscal year. Then the final 8 showdown in the final. Then we pick our Douchebag of the Year! <thundering applause, some one screaming "DARKO I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY"> Ok, chill out guys, spaulding call me in a bit, I'm kinda busy at the moment. This year's Douchebag of the year will have the honor of having the following year's award named after him. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice. So now, after a long wait... here are your DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK NOMINEES! <insane applause, a loud belch from the direction of WWN> Derrick Rose: After a long and welcome absence, Ugie returns with enough fahr and passhun to nominate former MVP Derrick Rose. The problem seems to stem from his refusal to recruit players to play for the Bulls and his recent willingness to recruit for the Knicks. Jimmy noticed that Rose is out running around NY at 1am instead of preparing for the PTA meetings, which is bothersome to nobody but Jimmy. Rose started off this Knicks career in superb fashion, swearing at stuttering his way thru his presser, so MANY are still rooting for the guy, but... is he really a douchebag? Ticketmaster: Spanky nominated Ticketmaster because once they lost their lawsuit, they were forced to give away free vouchers but they were impossible to use and were for shows no one wants to see. Except Spanky. Anyway the ticket vouchers don't work, or they do, maybe they are for out of state, maybe they're for some weird shit like Prophets of Pope fuckers or whatever it is that Spanky blew a cum bubble over. So they lost a suit but gave a big old fuck you to the people that won their suit, which is to be expected but does that make them douchebags? Weather People: Beardown made what is most likely the very worst timed douchebag nomination of all time. He nominated weather forecasters for calling for a big storm when none was happening. Within about 30 minutes of this post, tornados and damaging winds and floodwaters raged over the forecast area, causing widespread damage and destruction. I included this nomination in this weeks poll as a cautionary tale... not that you shouldn't believe the weather forecasters or disregard their warnings, no... that beardown is dangerously full of crap and possibly a serial killer. Cleveland Fans: Now here's a great nomination, possibly a glorious Who Ya Crappin for the B&B show too. Cleveland Fans burned LeBron jerseys and cursed his name, and now Terry's Peeps noticed that they're all ready to gulp down some of his DNA now that he's won a championship. I mean, basketball blows. And Cleveland blows, so really if someone set off a dirty bomb there and irradiated the whole damn area... well... nevermind probably no one would really notice. Forget the whole doggone thing. Bigfan: Bigfan was ready to just set fire to the whole... fucking... thing. And he tried too, I guess. He banned, he burned, he deleted, altered, folded, spindled, and mutilated posts. He manipulated, he edited, he... bought drinks. He brought us together. He gave our voices a place to be heard. He called my friends jerks, he tried to turn us against each other. Something happened to the man out in the dry desert air, and Chus nominated him for it. I don't know what it was but it's... weird. And, as a result, we almost lost the place. So... there's some mixed emotions here, but is it possible that he is the first douchebag of the week in the new era? People who violate your space @ Walgreens register/checkout: Nominated by the king of brevity, sinicalypse. Ladies and gentlemen, these are your nominees for week one. Vote, tell your friends to vote, get your stupid friends to vote, and get your dead relatives to vote, hell get your mults to vote. We have a duty to identify and shame these douchebags. Get to work people, and give us our 2016-7 DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR! |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck, chief? You missed the best one. viewtopic.php?f=75&t=101081 |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
FavreFan wrote: No... I was right. Thanks farts fan. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Everyone of you fucks are douchebags, especially that pandering, prick Leash. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Prick leash? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Darkside wrote: Prick leash? You're about to make the fucking list, pal. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Mr. Reason wrote: Darkside wrote: Prick leash? You're about to make the fucking list, pal. Is this a good list or a bad list? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Darkside wrote: Prick leash? You're about to make the fucking list, pal. Is this a good list or a bad list? Have I ever had a good list? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
No. No I suppose you have not. Excellent point. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:48 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: No. No I suppose you have not. Excellent point. Just see that you watch your fucking Ps and Qs. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:57 pm ] |
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Nomination of Cleveland Fans is idiotic. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:57 pm ] |
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Kirkwood wrote: Nomination of Cleveland Fans is idiotic. Exhibit A. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. I didn't vote. I'd have voted if Darkside had the sense to include you. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
| Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling.
Thanks for bringing this back, sir. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Mr. Reason wrote: Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. I didn't vote. I'd have voted if Darkside had the sense to include you. Every Sunday after peaknuckle and your 4pm dinner they let you play with the computer. It's a pleasure interacting with you. It's like volunteer work from my IPhone. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:39 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: :salut: Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. Which one of you two cocsuckers are the top? |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:12 pm ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: Darkside wrote: :salut: Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. Which one of you two cocsuckers are the top? Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:15 pm ] |
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Baby McNown wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Darkside wrote: :salut: Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. Which one of you two cocsuckers are the top? Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? Are you a halfwit or a dumbass? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:24 pm ] |
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"peaknuckle" ??? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:32 pm ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: "peaknuckle" ??? I love that game. I don't think you spelled it right, howeve. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Google gave me two options... I guess I should have typed Pinochle. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Mr. Reason wrote: Darkside wrote: :salut: Jbi11s wrote: We've got a runaway favorite in the polling. Thanks for bringing this back, sir. Which one of you two cocsuckers are the top? Do you really want to know? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:21 pm ] |
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Jbi11s wrote: Google gave me two options... I guess I should have typed Pinochle. Gee whiz..ya think? It seems, you should step back anytime you consider criticizing the posts of others...your stupid fucking gifs notwithstanding. Just my opinion...take it for what it's worth... |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:39 pm ] |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Jbi11s wrote: No, not in the least. Christ, if it weren't for your useless gifs, you'd have no personality at all. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:55 pm ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: Jbi11s wrote: No, not in the least. Christ, if it weren't for your useless gifs, you'd have no personality at all. This sums everything up nicely. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
I don't really feel like derailing this thread anymore than you already have Mr. Reason. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Jbi11s wrote: I don't really feel like derailing this thread anymore than you already have Mr. Reason. That's a nice cop out, you little fuck. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week, Week 1. VOTE, CHICKENFUCKER! |
Boys... piano. We're celebrating here today. Celebrating douchebaggery. Douchebaggery in all its wonderful glory. And Crown Royal. Celebrate it all! |
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