I'm in the beer garden at Turtle's, people are eating out here, and this asshole is changing his shitty baby right on the fucking table! Jesus Christ!

I expected this thread to be about Seacrest.

FUCK YOU!

SHE SMELLED!

IF there is a bathroom with a changer, go in the fucking bathroom. Or better yet, if you have a baby with you, don't go out to eat.

something happens when couples have a baby that makes them suddenly want to go out and take the darn thing with them everywhere.

couples who previously couldn't be arsed to go out to a baseball game will have a baby and suddenly wanna go to games and drag along their under year old kid to no one's pleasure, least of all the kid's.

Is it really too much to ask you not to change a shit-filled diaper three feet from my Italian hamburger?

Of course not. I'm just giving you shit... no pun intended.

I figured you would make it about yourself.

Have you stopped sending bigfan messages about the board being better when he was in charge?

I'm in the beer garden at Turtle's, people are eating out here, and this asshole is changing his shitty baby right on the fucking table! Jesus Christ!

I just noticed Curious Hair's avatar.

I can't even deal with the enormity of this. Guy should get punched in the mouth right in front of his shitting baby.

Is it really too much to ask you not to change a shit-filled diaper three feet from my Italian hamburger?

That is one of his best.

....trying to diagram Skip Caray's death.

I think you're painting with a broad brush. My wife and I jump through hoops to never take our kid out unless it's a very controlled environment. Some of it is unavoidable, though. Then we have to get shamed by people like JORR.