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Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Kids shagging in HR Derby

Twice trying to rob Frazier a homer near the fence. Not that I care who wins. But Christ, how are you that dumb. Even as kid. They're at least 14 or 15. It's a HR Derby. Let it go!!!! Not to mention there is an umpire at the fence. He never tells the kids not to reach over the fence to rob a homer? He's a DB too.

It just annoyed me.

Even if those 2 were HRs, it wouldn't have mattered. Frazier would have lost anyway.

But if we're gonna do this, don't try to rob a guy of a HR.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:46 pm ]
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There were two HRs that should have counted in that last round. This just continues to show how stupid these two days of baseball truly are.

Author:  DannyB [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:27 pm ]
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Oops. Not to mention the willful and wanton lack of safety for those poor children. Your kid--not mine.

Author:  conns7901 [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:33 pm ]
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DannyB wrote:
Oops. Not to mention the willful and wanton lack of safety for those poor children. Your kid--not mine.



https://vine.co/v/5WVJ0BPg7gE

Author:  RFDC [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:45 pm ]
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Kids probably had their diapers changed on a restaurant table.

Author:  Chus [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:48 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Kids probably had their diapers changed on a restaurant table.


They probably don't wear sport coats on planes.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:49 pm ]
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They probably get their hot water from tankless heaters.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:02 am ]
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From the title, I thought this post would be much more interesting--and with pictures.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:04 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
There were two HRs that should have counted in that last round. This just continues to show how stupid these two days of baseball truly are.


Don't hate just because the NL can't win. With the whole Cub team starting you should have no one else to blame.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:10 am ]
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Image

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:18 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Don't hate just because the NL can't win.

ummm the NL did win the HR derby.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 12:29 pm ]
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When NL players are batting in the HR derby, the AL team should be patrolling the outfield with long poles with large gloves on top of them. Every HR blocked counts as one gained by the AL hitter and vice versa.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:07 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
When NL players are batting in the HR derby, the AL team should be patrolling the outfield with long poles with large gloves on top of them. Every HR blocked counts as one gained by the AL hitter and vice versa.

How about big hoops hanging from the roof of domed stadiums, so if you hit one thru it it counts as a 2 run Homer? Why not make this as stupid as possible?

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:09 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
When NL players are batting in the HR derby, the AL team should be patrolling the outfield with long poles with large gloves on top of them. Every HR blocked counts as one gained by the AL hitter and vice versa.

How about big hoops hanging from the roof of domed stadiums, so if you hit one thru it it counts as a 2 run Homer? Why not make this as stupid as possible?


Exactly. Hell, put a target where everyone in attendance gets a free taco if you hit it. How MLB has not been able to monetize this better is beyond me.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:18 pm ]
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formerlyknownas wrote:
From the title, I thought this post would be much more interesting--and with pictures.

Settle down, Reardon.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:27 pm ]
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They should let a pack of hyenas out on them.

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