Go fuck yourselves. Let people enjoy themselves.

All I wanted was for one or two of you fruitcocks to put the thing down long enough to cobble together a concise explanation of what the frigging thing is; this was apparently asking too much.

As such, I vote for the car hitting option.

Do you have access to Google?

Seriously, what is the premise of the game?

Go fuck yourselves. Let people enjoy themselves.

Go fuck yourselves. Let people enjoy themselves.

I'm sure you enjoy seeing grown men exploring sewers (dare I say man holes) at night, but I found the site disturbing. Maybe it's an irrational emotion, but it was my first reaction.

I've never gone into a sewer looking for Pokemon. You have a strange jogging route.

Can your pokemon get laid?

Excellent nomination.

Plus when some misfortune does occur as a result of the Pokemon craze, it's good for a laugh.

If money shots to the digital face via FF count as "getting laid", well then it happens at least once an hour.

Some of the people saying that Pokemon is stupid and/or gay are fans of golf.

Both groups should be hit by a car.

Excellent nomination.

Plus when some misfortune does occur as a result of the Pokemon craze, it's good for a laugh.

Some of the people saying that Pokemon is stupid and/or gay are fans of golf.

All I wanted was for one or two of you fruitcocks to put the thing down long enough to cobble together a concise explanation of what the frigging thing is; this was apparently asking too much.

As such, I vote for the car hitting option.

For golfers, I much prefer tales of drunken golf cart drivers ending up in a water hazard. Hopefully they've already thrown a club or two into the woods and made tires marks across a green. But those are just icing on the cake.

I'd prefer an actual quasi-human here answer it; otherwise, I'd just type things into Google all day, which I'm starting to think you do.

its a map based game. using google maps, there are pokemon placed through out the US and other countries. its random. and it changes. there are normal common pokemon and much rarer ones. collecting is part of the purpose of this game.

the characters you find get more powerful the higher up you level. you level by collecting, evolving (pokemon start off as small creatures but evolve to larger more rare creatures...you do this by collecting more of that same creature to the point where you have enough points to evolve them. )

there are what are called pokestops all over the place. this is where youcan go to replenish your catching supplies (pokeballs, poke lures, etc etc)

there are placed called gyms. these are where battles happen. when you hit level 5, you pick a team (red/yellow/blue) and now you get to put your pokemon up against other peoples pokemon to battle it out and basically play king of the hill.

there are other elements but thats essentially the gist of it. you do't know where the pokemon are until you basically happen up on them. there are clues and stuff that tell you when some are near.

its a map based game. using google maps, there are pokemon placed through out the US and other countries. its random. and it changes. there are normal common pokemon and much rarer ones. collecting is part of the purpose of this game.

the characters you find get more powerful the higher up you level. you level by collecting, evolving (pokemon start off as small creatures but evolve to larger more rare creatures...you do this by collecting more of that same creature to the point where you have enough points to evolve them. )

there are what are called pokestops all over the place. this is where youcan go to replenish your catching supplies (pokeballs, poke lures, etc etc)

there are placed called gyms. these are where battles happen. when you hit level 5, you pick a team (red/yellow/blue) and now you get to put your pokemon up against other peoples pokemon to battle it out and basically play king of the hill.

there are other elements but thats essentially the gist of it. you do't know where the pokemon are until you basically happen up on them. there are clues and stuff that tell you when some are near.