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Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:27 pm ]
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You fucking loser. Really? A whole damn inning impersonating Harry? You fucking embarrassed yourself by having coom refer to you as Harry the whole fucking inning.
Ridiculous.

You've been an asshole for something ike 10 years now. Probably longer.
So with that.... eat shit and die.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:39 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You fucking loser. Really? A whole damn inning impersonating Harry? You fucking embarrassed yourself by having coom refer to you as Harry the whole fucking inning.
Ridiculous.

You've been an asshole for something ike 10 years now. Probably longer.
So with that.... eat shit and die.

Needs to be a 50/50 with whomever in Cubs PR green lighted this and the Garlin debacle last week

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:46 pm ]
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Rouge nailed it. Hopefully, that's the last of that crap.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:56 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You fucking loser. Really? A whole damn inning impersonating Harry? You fucking embarrassed yourself by having coom refer to you as Harry the whole fucking inning.
Ridiculous.

You've been an asshole for something ike 10 years now. Probably longer.
So with that.... eat shit and die.


He impersonates Harry by cracky as closely as a car impersonates an avocado ... that's my chief problem with it.

Author:  Sal Uki [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:04 pm ]
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I was listening on the radio. I was embarrassed for Pat and Ron. It would have been fine for a minute or two, but it made me turn off the radio. After seeing the wig and get up on video, I was embarrassed for the Cubs as a whole, the City of Chicago, baseball in general, comedians, and the Caray family. When that broadcast reaches the aliens, they will definitely go full death star on the earth.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:43 pm ]
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I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:00 pm ]
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I'm surprised the organization still lets the guy around. He pulled a pretty shitty act on them when they tried to trade him to the Braves. The guy was washed up and Hendry took a flier on him that paid off. If the Cubs asked him to hand out blowjobs, he should have been asking spit or swallow. The radio broadcast was beyond uncomfortable, it was a complete embarrassment and needs to never happen again.

Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:38 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I'm surprised the organization still lets the guy around. He pulled a pretty shitty act on them when they tried to trade him to the Braves. The guy was washed up and Hendry took a flier on him that paid off. If the Cubs asked him to hand out blowjobs, he should have been asking spit or swallow. The radio broadcast was beyond uncomfortable, it was a complete embarrassment and needs to never happen again.

This sums it up well. Screw that asswipe.

Author:  312player [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:59 pm ]
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shirtless driver wrote:
I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........





Redskingreg was right..you have awful taste, Dude is a an annoying Caller Bob and Kelly krull is fugly..your palate must taste like dogshit.

Author:  WL Bill [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:45 pm ]
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I didn't know who the hell it was at first, but I couldn't stand the whole fucking inning they had him n TV.

Author:  Hussra [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:50 pm ]
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World Series champion Ryan Dempster.

Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:03 pm ]
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If the parody was even good it would be funny but he is poor at it. Why devote more than a second to it?

Author:  shirtless driver [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:46 pm ]
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312player wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........





Redskingreg was right..you have awful taste, Dude is a an annoying Caller Bob and Kelly krull is fugly..your palate must taste like dogshit.



Ummm, OK..........who the fuck are you?

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:03 pm ]
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shirtless driver wrote:
312player wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........





Redskingreg was right..you have awful taste, Dude is a an annoying Caller Bob and Kelly krull is fugly..your palate must taste like dogshit.



Ummm, OK..........who the fuck are you?

312player. It says right there, dummy.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:19 pm ]
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Hockey Gay wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
312player wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........





Redskingreg was right..you have awful taste, Dude is a an annoying Caller Bob and Kelly krull is fugly..your palate must taste like dogshit.



Ummm, OK..........who the fuck are you?

312player. It says right there, dummy.



And who the fuck are you? Dummy.........

Author:  KDdidit [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:14 am ]
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He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry

Author:  walkrman5 [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:51 am ]
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DB of The Year candidate for sure. Cubs & PR to blame too as already mentioned in this thread. Bad!

Author:  312player [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:23 am ]
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The worst part of that ginger bitch in the booth was I immediately switched from the game to ESPN 1k in the car...Silverman had that dickbag screamin A Smith on...I then jumped over to XRT for the remainder of the drive.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:41 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I'm surprised the organization still lets the guy around.

#Family

Author:  Brick [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:20 pm ]
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Why are Cubs fans so angry?

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:58 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why are Cubs fans so angry?

Fall off a canyon.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:50 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry


Yeah, what's even a Harry impression these days? just going "HEEEEEY" really weird? When they're not even dropping "how does a Mexican lose a ball in the sun?", it's like what's the point?

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:01 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry


Yeah, what's even a Harry impression these days? just going "HEEEEEY" really weird? When they're not even dropping "how does a Mexican lose a ball in the sun?", it's like what's the point?


The small portion I heard was Harry describing his fishing trip to Wisconsin. I'm not sure which is worse, the voice or the dialogue.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:08 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry

I recall posting this somewhat recently, but here's Jim Volkman (w/ Kev) doing a few bits with his single best impression of Harry by cracky bar none.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylZC95R890&list=FLWIpIGHs8C7obr1baXmyJEQ&index=33

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:11 pm ]
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312player wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
I like Ryan, but the joke is played out.........





Redskingreg was right..you have awful taste, Dude is a an annoying Caller Bob and Kelly krull is fugly..your palate must taste like dogshit.

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:12 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry
Then Cubs fans are at fault for not taking a few minutes to look up some YouTube videos that feature Harry. I am not a Yankees fan, but even I know what Mel Allen sounded like.

Rogue is correct in that the Cubs PR staff needs to be Dbagged as well.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:58 am ]
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Harry has been dead for almost 20 years. An entire generation of fans never heard one of his broadcasts.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:45 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
He gets away with it because fewer and fewer cubs fans even know what the fuck Harry sounded like. They probably think he sounded exactly like Will Ferrel doing Harry


Yeah, what's even a Harry impression these days? just going "HEEEEEY" really weird? When they're not even dropping "how does a Mexican lose a ball in the sun?", it's like what's the point?

The real Harry Caray trying to pronounce Mark Grudzelanik's last name was poetry. These impersonations are charlatans and clowns. It's bad enough Dumpster thinks its good enough to break out to somebody while waiting in line at a Cubs convention, but no he is so surrounded by enablers that he thinks he is good enough to carry and entire inning of an interview as Caray? No it sucks and most Cubs fans fucking hate you.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:53 am ]
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At least the White Sox organization still treats Harry with the respect and dignity he deserves....

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:10 am ]
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Jim Volkman is by far the best and funniest Harry impressionist . Problem is, no one ever asks him to do it anymore.

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