"My 21-year-old sister was leaving the house when the lemur jumped on her and bit her so she had to call 911 and the lemur started chasing her around and then when 911 came the lemur started chasing them around too," said Isabella Valledor.

The victim's grandmother Celia Rodon says she ran to get a banana and gave it to the lemur to get its attention but the animal, once again, grabbed a hold of the victim.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-woman-attacked-by-lemur-on-the-loose/



Killer V was lucky to just tangle with a raccoon.

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

Straight outta Dade County, crazy motherfucker named Lemur
From the clade of strepsirrhine primates
When I'm called out, I got claws out
Squeeze my grip, and bodies are hauled off
You too, bitch, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out...