why do I know this old shrew's name?

I don't know the name of any other former first lady's or secretary's of state best friends. Yet I have seen this woman of no consequence quoted in papers throughout the country for the better part of two decades. Get a life, witch woman...oh, you gave that up when you decided to live in Park Ridge.

Me and Hill. Hill and me...inseparable, except for the separation we have had since she shook the dust of this old cow town off her feet at age 18.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.