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Jbi11s
 Post subject: Whoever created this!!!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:22 pm 
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This is some sick shit.

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You got trolled dude. Ain't real.

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Yes it's real!!!

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Yes it's real!!!

Is it? Is it really?

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My attempts to talk sense into religious whackos failed, so I figured I'd just monetize them.

You're welcome, South.

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Looks real to me!!!

http://stopmasturbationnow.org

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:27 pm 
Can we put Jimmy in one of these?
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Looks real to me!!!

http://stopmasturbationnow.org

Oy.

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I have been informed that this is indeed a very important piece of anti masturbation technology.


MANY need this.

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I have been informed that this is indeed a very important piece of anti masturbation technology.


MANY need this.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

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Uh, folks ... I know that the internet may be new to some of you, but still ... the device is real but the advertisement is not.

The item in question is what is referred to as a 'papoose board'. Its function is, perhaps, more depressing than the advertisement ... it's a "last resort" device to draw blood from a kid that's scared out of its wits - which is to say the kid's restrained so the draw can be completed.

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Chus wrote:
My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

They already understand marriage at four years old. Props to them. Give them some internet porn to perhaps speed up the process.
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Don Tiny wrote:
Uh, folks ... I know that the internet may be new to some of you, but still ... the device is real but the advertisement is not ... the website probably is real though.

The item in question is what is referred to as a 'papoose board'. Its function is, perhaps, more depressing than the advertisement ... it's a "last resort" device to draw blood from a kid that's scared out of its wits - which is to say the kid's restrained so the draw can be completed.

Don, my guy, how do you know so much about this?

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Don Tiny wrote:
Uh, folks ... I know that the internet may be new to some of you, but still ... the device is real but the advertisement is not ... the website probably is real though.

The item in question is what is referred to as a 'papoose board'. Its function is, perhaps, more depressing than the advertisement ... it's a "last resort" device to draw blood from a kid that's scared out of its wits - which is to say the kid's restrained so the draw can be completed.

Don, my guy, how do you know so much about this?



Ask at your own peril.

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My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

This story is not aiding in jbills purpose for the thread creation.

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Jbi11s wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Uh, folks ... I know that the internet may be new to some of you, but still ... the device is real but the advertisement is not ... the website probably is real though.

The item in question is what is referred to as a 'papoose board'. Its function is, perhaps, more depressing than the advertisement ... it's a "last resort" device to draw blood from a kid that's scared out of its wits - which is to say the kid's restrained so the draw can be completed.

Don, my guy, how do you know so much about this?

Combo plate of my family is replete with EMTs, police, firemen, nurses ... also I happened to 'overhear' the employment of one whilst visiting someone else in the ER and asked what the thing was as the fella was carrying it from the room ... even I didn't have a quick line or witty rejoinder after that one.

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Jbi11s wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Uh, folks ... I know that the internet may be new to some of you, but still ... the device is real but the advertisement is not ... the website probably is real though.

The item in question is what is referred to as a 'papoose board'. Its function is, perhaps, more depressing than the advertisement ... it's a "last resort" device to draw blood from a kid that's scared out of its wits - which is to say the kid's restrained so the draw can be completed.

Don, my guy, how do you know so much about this?



Ask at your own peril.

Coming from the guy selling this shit wholesale to every evangelical family he can find.

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I feel like a silly goose not realizing soon enough the potential fun that could've been had in this thread ... sorry Jb. :D

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My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

This story is not aiding in jbills purpose for the thread creation.


I know. I might have to buy a couple of these.

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That's been around for a while. Masturbation is healthy. I'm sure a lot of the worlds' problems can be fixed with it.

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Don Tiny wrote:
I feel like a silly goose not realizing soon enough the potential fun that could've been had in this thread ... sorry Jb. :D

Just trying to take the piss out of that other thread talking about lawsuits and whatnot.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
That's been around for a while. Masturbation is healthy. I'm sure a lot of the worlds' problems can be fixed with it.

Great idea... good energy. Yeah baby you've got a lot of spunk.

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My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

This story is not aiding in jbills purpose for the thread creation.


I know. I might have to buy a couple of these.

I don't think their behavior is terrible unusual. This is pretty much what after work hours are like at the Darkside Estates and I don't have kids.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
That's been around for a while. Masturbation is healthy. I'm sure a lot of the worlds' problems can be fixed with it.

I agree masturbation is healthy, but there's so much free porn nowadays some people are developing a serious addiction to it. Like they beat off so much, they are terrible at real life sexy time (I.e. Can't perform)

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Don Tiny wrote:
I feel like a silly goose not realizing soon enough the potential fun that could've been had in this thread ... sorry Jb. :D

Just trying to take the piss out of that other thread talking about lawsuits and whatnot.

People posting over there deserve what they get.

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My sons are always playing with their junk. Often, they are sans pants. The other day, I looked over at the couch, and the four year old was completely naked and playing with his dong. It's like a frat house in here.

This story is not aiding in jbills purpose for the thread creation.


I know. I might have to buy a couple of these.

I don't think their behavior is terrible unusual. This is pretty much what after work hours are like at the Darkside Estates and I don't have kids.


Of course it's normal. My buddy has three boys. He told me this was going to happen.

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This is really like some weird cuckold shit. I swear religious fanatics are the freakiest ass people.
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This is really like some weird cuckold shit. I swear religious fanatics are the freakiest ass people.


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All rea....l you naïve jagoff

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