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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:53 pm

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One of the Mensa members siphoned off the gas from my bike. I can not wait until it fouls his engine,dirtbag.
Also, Happy Talk like a Pirate day maties!!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:57 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Happy Talk like a Pirate day maties!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjWo9RMGdSU

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:59 pm

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Move

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:01 pm

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IMU wrote:

Move

Looking into it. Told manager, I think this is a good reason to break lease.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:02 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

I think this is a good reason to break lease.

Except it wouldn't be.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:03 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:04 pm

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Why would your gasoline befoul the other folks' engine?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:05 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Why would your gasoline befoul the other folks' engine?

My bikes engine is a 2 stroke so it is a mix of gas and 2 stroke oil. As it is a new engine the mix is very rich

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:06 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

IMU wrote:

Move

Looking into it. Told manager, I think this is a good reason to break lease.

Don't up and run.

Show these fuckers how you handled this shit back in the hood.

Cut their brake line.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:07 pm

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Should someone on disability be allowed to operate any sort of motorized vehicle?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:07 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

IMU wrote:

Move

Looking into it. Told manager, I think this is a good reason to break lease.

Don't up and run.

Show these fuckers how you handled this shit back in the hood.

Cut their brake line.

If I knew who it was I would take a bat to the windows and cut the tires.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:07 pm

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IMU wrote:

Should someone on disability be allowed to operate any sort of motorized vehicle?

Yes!

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:08 pm

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IMU wrote:

Should someone on disability be allowed to operate any sort of motorized vehicle?

That's racist

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:08 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

IMU wrote:

Move

Looking into it. Told manager, I think this is a good reason to break lease.

Don't up and run.

Show these fuckers how you handled this shit back in the hood.

Cut their brake line.

If I knew who it was I would take a bat to the windows and cut the tires.

There's the Chas we know and love!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:08 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

IMU wrote:

Move

Looking into it. Told manager, I think this is a good reason to break lease.

Don't up and run.

Show these fuckers how you handled this shit back in the hood.

Cut their brake line.

If I knew who it was I would take a bat to the windows and cut the tires.

Good man.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:10 pm

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In Florida, chas is the sane and rational one.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:12 pm

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just start beating on cars until you get to one that the owner doesn't come running to save:

https://youtu.be/9ausPKEMVk0

that's your guilty party.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:16 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

One of the Mensa members siphoned off the gas from my bike.

Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

He did you a favor.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:18 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

One of the Mensa members siphoned off the gas from my bike.

Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

He did you a favor.

80cc/direct chain rear wheel drive on a 26" frame. does 20 mph gets around 100mpg

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:25 pm

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Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:27 pm

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IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:29 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Why would your gasoline befoul the other folks' engine?

My bikes engine is a 2 stroke so it is a mix of gas and 2 stroke oil. As it is a new engine the mix is very rich

KTM?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:30 pm

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Hussra wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Why would your gasoline befoul the other folks' engine?

My bikes engine is a 2 stroke so it is a mix of gas and 2 stroke oil. As it is a new engine the mix is very rich

KTM?

Huh?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:30 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:31 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

One of the Mensa members siphoned off the gas from my bike.

Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

He did you a favor.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:33 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

That was not not funny.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:35 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Hussra wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Why would your gasoline befoul the other folks' engine?

My bikes engine is a 2 stroke so it is a mix of gas and 2 stroke oil. As it is a new engine the mix is very rich

KTM?

Huh?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:43 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

Nomination denied. Complaining about this stuff while voluntarily living in Florida is like moving to Alaska and complaining about the cold.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:44 pm

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Chas: Are you sure you didn't just forget to go to the gas station recently?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:48 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Chas: Are you sure you didn't just forget to go to the gas station recently?

Nope just filled up Friday after my riding

edit: gas cap was laying on ground next to bike

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