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Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:53 pm ]
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(Hyper) or not, fuck this... I'm out.

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Author:  formerlyknownas [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:17 pm ]
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Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:22 pm ]
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In fifty years there will be three breasted woman.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:25 pm ]
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... nd-7127554

Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:26 pm ]
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formerlyknownas wrote:
Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.


If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that people basically want to fuck themselves.

Author:  MajorKong [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:29 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


Just in time for the Westworld reboot (which actually looks kickass)

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Reality

MajorKong wrote:
formerlyknownas wrote:
Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.


If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that people basically want to fuck themselves.

Sad but true.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:51 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


Holy shit, that's creepy.

The robot in that video looked like a real person.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:01 pm ]
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Good news for Beardown.

Author:  IMU [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:05 pm ]
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formerlyknownas wrote:
virtually anyone can get laid.

I see what you did there.

Author:  Spaulding [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:07 pm ]
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How do you clean them?

Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:09 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
How do you clean them?


What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.

Author:  Spaulding [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:18 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:23 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


Her kind? She wasn't complaining about anything. She just asked how it gets cleaned.

Spaulding wrote:
And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner.


Exactly. Does the robot lube itself up? If not, this presents another problem. And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.

Spaulding wrote:
The whole person thing is creepy.


Creepy and sad. Is there a whole scenario involved, like with dinner and a movie first?

Spaulding wrote:
A flesh light should be good enough.


My right hand seems to work just fine.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:33 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:38 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.


He's sexually active in the community.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:51 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.


He's sexually active in the community.


Now he's an owner of a message board.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Reality

ROBOTS just fine?

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:33 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


I have been saying for years that there are billions to be made in 1) hot, fuckable robots and 2) more comprehensive and painless tattoo removal.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:37 am ]
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it used to be that war drove technology but now it is sex

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:41 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
it used to be that war drove technology but now it is sex


everything positive that gets developed w/r/t the internet is because of sex.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:42 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:48 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:55 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.


Agreed. My hand is still going strong after all these years.

Author:  Killer V [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:14 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


I have been saying for years that there are billions to be made in 1) hot, fuckable robots and 2) more comprehensive and painless tattoo removal.


HFR, Inc

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:14 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.


There are pictures out there of middle eastern immigrants in Germany ducking behind cars and sticking it into tailpipes.

Sometimes you just want the exotic.

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