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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Fun-Size Candy |
Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Every hacky third rate comedian wants their bit back. |
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| Author: | walkrman5 [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
For years & years now...I have always handed out the full size candy bars / bags of candy. Kids comments are priceless....or they were anyway. Now, most of them are used to it. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Agreed, DB. Horrible price per ounce. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:41 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Every hacky third rate comedian wants their bit back.
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:42 pm ] |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:45 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Every hacky third rate comedian wants their bit back. What is so fucking "fun" about a third of a candy bar???
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
walkrman5 wrote: For years & years now...I have always handed out the full size candy bars / bags of candy. Kids comments are priceless....or they were anyway. Now, most of them are used to it.  me too
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Douchebag wrote: Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars, have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. Now you know how your ex wife felt |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Walt Williams Neck wrote: Douchebag wrote: Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars, have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. Now you know how your ex wife felt 
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Aren't you guys too old to be Trick or Treating? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Tad Queasy wrote: Aren't you guys too old to be Trick or Treating? I hate the 13 year olds that trick or treat without a costume. I don't care if you are 31, I'll give you candy if you wear a costume and say trick or treat. These tweens show up in a hoodie and jeans and just hold open their pillowcases. I'll usually smash the candy in my hands as I'm dropping it in the bag for those assholes. Enjoy a smashed to hell reese's cup you jerks!! Its a social contract, you have to dress up as something and say trick or treat. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Walt Williams Neck wrote: Douchebag wrote: Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars, have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. Now you know how your ex wife felt 
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Aren't you guys too old to be Trick or Treating? I hate the 13 year olds that trick or treat without a costume. I don't care if you are 31, I'll give you candy if you wear a costume and say trick or treat. These tweens show up in a hoodie and jeans and just hold open their pillowcases. I'll usually smash the candy in my hands as I'm dropping it in the bag for those assholes. Enjoy a smashed to hell reese's cup you jerks!! Its a social contract, you have to dress up as something and say trick or treat. Tweens/teens who do that are total shitheads. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
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| Author: | hnd [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Halloween is so gay now. there are hardly any kids wandering the streets anymore. 2 reasons: 1. the hours are when its still light out. like city mandated. This is garbage. a bunch of people walking around in the early evening is just the stupidest thing ever. 2. They aren't even walking the streets anymore. These dam churches are ruining everything. "FALL FESTIVALS OF FUN" is what they call it and kids just walk around inside playing carnival games and getting bags of candy for doing nothing! Trunk or treat!!! HORSESHIT. STAHP. But remember! no ghouls or blood or witches! disclaimer : my mom runs the one for our church. i refuse to take the kids. we knock on the doors at 9:00 at night like you are supposed to. my kids are usually disappointed. and my wife angry. effing great night. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
hnd wrote: 1. the hours are when its still light out. like city mandated. This is garbage. a bunch of people walking around in the early evening is just the stupidest thing ever. "Halloween Hours" are ridiculous. Nut up for 1 day of the year, and answer the door for some kid knocking at 8:45. The worst are the towns that have their scheduled trick or treating time, and it isn't even on frickin' Halloween. America is really going to the hell. He sucks as a poster too. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
We keep the lights on until 9. After that, go fuck yourself. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
what an evening it used to be. one adult would man the chair and the bowl. one parent would take the kids trick or treating. we would be gone for hours! eventually you got old enough to where you could go with your friends all by yourself and you'd just run around with a hockey mask and freddy fingers scaring the shit out of everyone. An amazing night. now. its lets go get the bullshit daytime candy then come home and eat dinner. so dumb. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
I do enjoy what trick or treating has turned into for parents..... ...wandering the neighborhood, drink in hand, loosely monitoring your kids.... (There's a guy in my neighborhood who dresses up as a Miller High Life delivery guy and passes out beers to parents) |
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| Author: | hnd [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Terry's Peeps wrote: We keep the lights on until 9. After that, go fuck yourself. 9 is a reasonable time. right? most of these are done at 7! SEVEN! |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
hnd wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: We keep the lights on until 9. After that, go fuck yourself. 9 is a reasonable time. right? most of these are done at 7! SEVEN! 9 is way too late. I have little kids, I don't want a crowd of 7 loud 10 year olds at my house banging on the door at 8:45. Lights get shut off when the kids go to bed. Hell my 6 year old is in bed by 830 if he has school the next day. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Killer V wrote: I do enjoy what trick or treating has turned into for parents..... ...wandering the neighborhood, drink in hand, loosely monitoring your kids.... (There's a guy in my neighborhood who dresses up as a Miller High Life delivery guy and passes out beers to parents) Last year was the first year since I moved up to Gurnee that we couldn't sit outside with beers while handing out candy. This year, I'm on taking the kid trick or treating duty, so I'll be taking some road sodas with me. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Hank Scorpio wrote: hnd wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: We keep the lights on until 9. After that, go fuck yourself. 9 is a reasonable time. right? most of these are done at 7! SEVEN! 9 is way too late. I have little kids, I don't want a crowd of 7 loud 10 year olds at my house banging on the door at 8:45. Lights get shut off when the kids go to bed. Hell my 6 year old is in bed by 830 if he has school the next day. Mine too. But he sleeps like the dead so nothing wakes him up. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Aren't you guys too old to be Trick or Treating? I hate the 13 year olds that trick or treat without a costume. I don't care if you are 31, I'll give you candy if you wear a costume and say trick or treat. These tweens show up in a hoodie and jeans and just hold open their pillowcases. I'll usually smash the candy in my hands as I'm dropping it in the bag for those assholes. Enjoy a smashed to hell reese's cup you jerks!! Its a social contract, you have to dress up as something and say trick or treat. You run the risk of them egging your house, or TP'ing your trees. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Chus wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Aren't you guys too old to be Trick or Treating? I hate the 13 year olds that trick or treat without a costume. I don't care if you are 31, I'll give you candy if you wear a costume and say trick or treat. These tweens show up in a hoodie and jeans and just hold open their pillowcases. I'll usually smash the candy in my hands as I'm dropping it in the bag for those assholes. Enjoy a smashed to hell reese's cup you jerks!! Its a social contract, you have to dress up as something and say trick or treat. You run the risk of them egging your house, or TP'ing your trees. Its always done with the skill and sleight of hand of a seasoned Three Card Monty dealer. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Always give the parents a candy bar or shot thier choice |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Douchebag wrote: Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars, have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. How do you feel about unnecessary commas? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
Darkside wrote: Douchebag wrote: Fuck you! I feel like Halloween candy bars, have shrunk by about half. Pussification of America. How do you feel about unnecessary commas? Fuck you too, bro. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun-Size Candy |
A the memory of a great time with the kids that is only available for a few years to both of you in your collective lives doesn't need to be altered or obliterated with alcohol. I'm not sure when it became acceptable rather than ridiculed for every children's event to include alcohol for parents. Slutty costumes, on the other hand, are perfectly acceptable |
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