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Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  Anthony Rizzo

Seriously, BroHam?

You have shit the postseason bed two years in a row and you bolt post-game?

Man up. You suck right now. Own it.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Anthony Rizzo

The pressure has definitely exceeded the pleasure.

Author:  IMU [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:14 am ]
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Probably my favorite player on the team next to Arrieta. Really painful to see them both struggle.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:20 am ]
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Too Cam Newton-y.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:54 am ]
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Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:58 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:01 am ]
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http://www.baseball-reference.com/playe ... an01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:07 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.


:lol:

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:10 am ]
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Anthony Rizzbro wrote:
Uuuummm? I don't think anything's really wrong, I was 1 for 3 last night. Just need to get a good streak going.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:11 am ]
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:lol: :lol: @ Boyd, that's pretty spot on.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:17 am ]
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spmack wrote:
:lol: :lol: @ Boyd, that's pretty spot on.


Yes it is, Sparkles.

Well done, Boyd.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:21 am ]
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What a gutless worm. You've sucked for 2 post seasons bro. Man up and face the music.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:26 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rizzoan01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.

So we have Pirates era Barry Bonds . Great.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:29 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.


:lol:


Last week, I heard the fucker say he was in line at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and happened to see a woman buying a pillow. The (imaginary) conversation (that he thrice swore actually happened) went something like this:

Kap: Hey, you buying a pillow?
Woman: Yeah, just found this one sitting on the counter here. I don't really care...
Kap: Seriously? Hey, doll, you gotta check out My Pillow. In fact, I happen to have a code here. Go home and order one.
Woman: Thanks, Mr. Clean! (Puts pillow back. Walks out.)

Then he followed it by apologizing to BBB for costing them a sale.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:30 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rizzoan01.shtml

batting .138 over 2 years of playoffs!


Trade him and stockpile some young arms.


Padres won the trade

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:09 pm ]
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Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:21 pm ]
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Seems like he needs a slumpbuster.

Image

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:24 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:


Rizzo didn't turn his uniform into swiss cheese then curse out Theo before he left.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:25 pm ]
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This slumping continues,Theo might shock Cubs Nation & unload Rizzo.

Schwarber at first in 2017. Also another RH bat backing up Shwarb wouldn't hurt.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:49 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Not a lot of coverage of this by the Media...could you imagine if this was Sale :shock:


Rizzo didn't turn his uniform into swiss cheese then curse out Theo before he left.

Maybe Anthony "Choker" Rizzo should have

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:29 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
spmack wrote:
Supposed to be on with Kap so maybe he'll explain himself.


KRAPLAN wrote:
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON? STRUGGLING WITH THE BAT? I WAS DRIVING IN THIS MORNING IN MY CORVETTE, AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT RIZZ-DOG NEEDS? A LOU MALNATI'S PIZZA. A BIG ONE. I'LL HOOK YOU UP.

:lol:

I would've went w/ the My Pillow. The guy can't get a solid night sleep w/o one.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Anthony Rizzo

He's fucked in the head.

Author:  IMU [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:11 pm ]
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He is lost for this series, and probably the World Series (that the Cubs certainly won't be playing in anyway)

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:13 pm ]
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He'll be World Series MVP.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:13 pm ]
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Fuck Anthony Rizzo.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:34 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Fuck Anthony Rizzo.

Do I have to?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:00 pm ]
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Mods delete.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:09 pm ]
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He'll stick around tonight.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:45 am ]
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funny, funny thread

Author:  W_Z [ Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:08 am ]
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all it took was using another man's bat.

now, will he flip another man's meat?

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