SomeGuy wrote:
Sounds like an awesome petting zoo.
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| Author: | Erotic Lawyer [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
A cow got on its hind legs and started dry humping this woman just like a dog would to a leg. My Wife was in there with my kid and she grabbed him after being shocked for a second. The woman's kid got knocked over and she could not get free from this cow and it came up for remount. She got out and no kids were harmed but the people working it didn't even react. Like this was just par for the course. Was crazy. Honestly no one reacted at ass and maybe I am too sensitive but that is a pretty fucked up thing to happen right? |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
Sounds like an awesome petting zoo. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:19 pm ] |
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Pretty sure that one was sponsored by the campaign to elect Donald Trump. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
Erotic Lawyer wrote: A cow got on its hind legs and started dry humping this woman just like a dog would to a leg. My Wife was in there with my kid and she grabbed him after being shocked for a second. The woman's kid got knocked over and she could not get free from this cow and it came up for remount. She got out and no kids were harmed but the people working it didn't even react. Like this was just par for the course. Was crazy. Honestly no one reacted at ass and maybe I am too sensitive but that is a pretty fucked up thing to happen right? No. Don't be a beta. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:35 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat. |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
Who doesn't love the heavy petting zoo. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat. Hopefully Spiegs & Goff stay away from Big Red |
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| Author: | Erotic Lawyer [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
leashyourkids wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat. It was definetly not a bull. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
This would make a great Yelp. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:01 pm ] |
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Erotic Lawyer wrote: leashyourkids wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat. It was definetly not a bull. I used to artificially inseminate pigs. When the females were mounting, it was one of the signs we knew they were in heat and ready to be fertilized. Same is true with cattle. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
Telegram Sam wrote: This would make a great Yelp. What were you thinking, four stars? |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:04 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Telegram Sam wrote: This would make a great Yelp. What were you thinking, four stars? "I really wanted to like this amorous bovine..." |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
...have you ever had one of the staff members who just seemed a little too friendly...? |
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| Author: | Peter Puck [ Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. Pippen? Jordan? Curremt? Which Bull? |
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| Author: | IMU [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:17 am ] |
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https://youtu.be/hcOA6dJfrU0 |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:19 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: I used to artificially inseminate pigs. When the females were mounting, it was one of the signs we knew they were in heat and ready to be fertilized. Same is true with cattle. "Artificially"
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:46 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: good dolphin wrote: I'm not one of those book looking animal doctors but I believe that was a bull, not a cow. False. Female cows will mount when they're in heat. you don't say |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:10 am ] |
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I milked your cow for you. Took me a while to get her warmed up though.... |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
SomeGuy wrote: Sounds like an awesome petting zoo.
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Whatever Petting Zoo Was @ Lisle Monster Madness |
TurdFerguson wrote: Who doesn't love the heavy petting zoo.
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