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So...
I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy.
And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me.
it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him.
Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!"

Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?

Darkside wrote:

Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?

According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Colonel Angus wrote:

According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Darkside wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Laminate or the real stuff?

Scooter wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. :pumpkin:

Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Laminate or the real stuff?

Laminate. I'm poor. Plus humidity control is a thing in Lakemoor.

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?

Didnt you read the thread title? It was the kid who was in to weird ass stuff.

Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.

Furious Styles wrote:

Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.

Hence the mom screaming to bring her back outside.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:36 pm ]
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So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes?

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:39 pm ]
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BOOM. Post of the Year. Shut it down.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:40 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:41 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright. It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women.

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:47 pm ]
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Lol.

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Author:	SomeGuy [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:47 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright. It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women. Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing?

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:49 pm ]
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No ass. I was wearing my Speaker jammies and an engraved mask. Duh. Festival of the lost ya twerp.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:50 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright. It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women. Wait, Someguy is a ghey?

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:50 pm ]
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According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:50 pm ]
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Probably. He's not a straight I'm sure.

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:51 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright. It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women. Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing? Didnt you read the thread title? It was the kid who was in to weird ass stuff.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:51 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote: According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors.

Author:	Scooter [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:56 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Colonel Angus wrote: According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors. Laminate or the real stuff?

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:57 pm ]
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Scooter wrote: Darkside wrote: Colonel Angus wrote: According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors. Laminate or the real stuff? Laminate. I'm poor. Plus humidity control is a thing in Lakemoor.

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Author:	Scooter [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:02 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Scooter wrote: Darkside wrote: Colonel Angus wrote: According to the NAP you have every right to shoot her. Then you can charge her mother to come in & collect the body. Thought about it not ready for new carpet just yet. Been thinking about hardwood floors. Laminate or the real stuff? Laminate. I'm poor. Plus humidity control is a thing in Lakemoor. My living room carpet is 20 years old and I hate it badly. Just cannot decide on re carpet or wood flooring. Looks like if I tear it up I have good hardwood under but when I rip it out I could be facing a total wood replace. So I just let it be.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:03 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Yeah, that's fucking weird, alright. It's not that weird. Outside of your world most men marry women. Were you wearing your Batman footie pj's with the hole in the butt when you were playing? Didnt you read the thread title? It was the kid who was in to weird ass stuff. Oh, yeah, sure.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:04 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: So... I'm playing destiny. Wife is handing out candy. And suddenly I look to my right and there is a weird ass kid looking at me. it seems this kid is trick or treating, and knocks with some older kids, sees my cat and just runs in the house. The cat, wisely distrusting the small and old, runs into my front room and the little fucker runs in after him. Mom is out on the street yelling at DW "just grab her and bring her outside!" Why the hell aren't these kids on leashes? Kids lucky Wrigs didn't eat the kid's face.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:09 pm ]
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True boyd... he has wanted to murder someone for a while now.

Author:	Furious Styles [ Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:14 pm ]
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Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:04 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote: Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin. Hence the mom screaming to bring her back outside.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:25 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Furious Styles wrote: Lakemoorites young and old are curious about the legend of Franklin. Hence the mom screaming to bring her back outside.